This is genious making your new music video star all the coolest internet legends. The chipmonk really sells it.

Am I immature for thinking this is fantastic? Probably, but that doesn't matter.

Like I said. Watch. Now.

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If you've been looking around for footage of last night's Led Zeppelin reunion show in London's O2 Arena this is the only video I've found so far. I really need to watch this show in it's entirety.

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Update: Youtube videos of Led Zeppelin Reunion (until taken down)
Good Times, Bad Times
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsHcUwtw5H0

Stairway To Heaven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G_JTMuHOQk

The Song Remains The Same
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V2KiBNSgw8&NR=1

Kashmir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZxukPZ0pjA

Whole Lotta Love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SE_azOraU34

Rock & Roll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQLB03euTXQ&NR=1

Whatever you do don't buy a ladder from TV. If you do you deserve what this guy got.

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When good phone sex goes bad.

Coors Brewing Co will be creating a new line of high-end beers. I'm assuming by "high-end" they mean these beers will be on the level of Blue Moon which is substandard by any definition. Too little too late? I'll have a Green Flash West Coast IPA please.

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This is pretty extreme. Doctors said he suffered only some cuts to his lower lip and jaw.

Copied from the MySpace of The Liar's Club, one of San Diego's premiere beer bars.

1. You are at someone's house, and all they have is Bud Light - you opt for water.
2. You spend up to 5 minutes looking for the alchohol content on the bottle before taking a sip
3. a girl invites you home from the bar and before making a decision, you ask her what kind of beer she has. Or, someone calls you an arrogant bastard and you think that you've been offered a beer.
4. You go to the grocery or liquor store and spend over 10 minutes looking at all the beer, then leave without getting anything and drive to another location.

People that call live news broadcasts just to say titties are incredible.

Here's one thing I'm gonna go ahead and say I won't be doing for a long time if ever since I went and busted my back. Riding off a big ass jump into a lake can be filed under awesome.

"That's what I think of TV news."

What if there were a machine—a beautiful shiny machine—and all it did, with almost no work from you, was make you beer? Such was the dream that drove PopSci staff photographer John Carnett to spend weeks building what he simply refers to as the Device: a stainless-steel two-cart brewing system that starts by boiling extract—concentrated wort, or pre-fermented beer—and ends with a chilled pint.

This is a friggin cool machine, even though it won't do All-Grain brewing yet. It's a little odd that you have to pour your pint off the same machine you brew on, but I guess it could be a pretty rad conversation piece in your living room. Now your neighbors can look in the window and think you're running a meth lab!

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Related: My own brewery

In one of history's more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission.

I didn't know you could even regulate such a thing.

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Pretty sweet way of tracking drug use by testing the waste water of an entire city. I'd love to see my neighborhood tested. Almost guarantee it would be high in crack and meth use.

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This makes me want to puke. Someone should've died, but supposedly no one did.

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It's been an incredibly F'ed up interesting month over here but there may finally be some success to report. Allow me to summarize the nightmares experienced.

To start it off I ran out of disk space at my webhost (due to being a cheap ass with a cheap ass package). Well guess what happens when you're writing to a Berkeley Database and you run over your quota? Corrupted everything. There's really no way to recover from this outside of reinstalling and rebuilding everything. So, I figure it would be a great idea to upgrade my movabletype while I'm at it. The newer version looks much better anyway. Oops, with cheap shared hosting your CPU and memory usage is throttled and the new version won't even run. Sweet, more wasted time! So I decide maybe I can use some crazy perl script to go in and fix these Berkeley Databases. WRONG. Then out of nowhere my website won't load. Error 500 for any PHP page. Oddly enough images, HTML pages, and anything NOT PHP will load without issue. Tech support in the Philippines basically refuses to believe this. "Did you read the FAQ?"...please, just stab a ball point pen into my eye immediately. Guess what, after a couple angry calls, sitting on hold, and emails the site randomly works again. Thanks, geniuses.

Final decision was to simply use the old version of movabletype, reinstall it, and I'm going to have to do some .htaccess trickery to forward any links to my old pages to the new ones, since the URLs were all based on internal database IDs (terrible decision) and now they're all different. Also, we're now on MySQL so hopefully this nightmare will never happen again. Never allow a Berkeley Database near your data.

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Don't forget the new version of Desktop Tower Defense is out. Waste time at work!

Desktop Tower Defense

I haven't even played this yet but from the looks of it this game is going to RULE.

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Update: I've beaten all 33 levels. That means I'm the shit.

Somehow, probably due to the new movie Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer a super old Jessica Alba post from 2004 got 29,000 hits in one day. It's safe to say my Adsense earnings jumped up from that one. Weird how that can have such an effect. Maybe I need to start posting more Jessica Alba pics relating to the movie. Or, maybe just nude pictures. Porn is a goldmine.

By the way, the site isn't dead. I've been pretty consumed with brewing my own beer lately but soon enough I'll be posting filth and hilarity again.

Just a few people get out of this van when the border patrol stops them. Just a few.

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This is a great idea, taking the crappy food you buy at KFC, Taco Bell, etc. and photographing it to compare to their advertisements. You won't be surprised at how nasty they look. I'd rather drink some pruno in some cases (see below).

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