Current Hero Of All Life is:

Wednesday June 30, 2004

This guy who made an intense flame thrower from pvc pipes at the local hardware store. 20 ft flame or so? Think of the possibilities, the fun, the warrants for your arrest!

:: Definitely View :: [Fast Connection Rec.]

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Make Your Own Tag

Wednesday June 30, 2004

Always wanted to tag but you just aren't gangster enough? Check this flash out to make your graffiti right now.
First view my tag here:
View image


:: Create your own ::

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Chocolate Covered Nastiness

Wednesday June 30, 2004

(BBC) > "It's salty on the inside and very sweet on the outside. It's unusual yes, but it's completely disgusting," says Dasha Khabarova.

Pork fat covered in chocolate. If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

:: Read ::

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Phase Out Browser

Tuesday June 29, 2004

I've said it once, I'll say it again: Internet Explorer sucks.
Yet I continue to use it. Why? It's simply easier for me, and it loads the fastest. I'm a tool, sorry. But I do believe in the near future there will be much better, and hopefully it will takeover. These guys have some interesting work going on with their Freeware PhaseOut 5.1 browser. Although a little too wild for me maybe...
The best part is it's fully customizable.

:: Phase Out Browser ::

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Head Shot

Monday June 28, 2004

This is old, but it doesn't stop getting funnier, and it's surfaced again on a couple sites. It brings back fond memories of good times spent laughing at children in pain...

:: Video ::

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Blood-soaked customer arrested

Sunday June 27, 2004

(CNN) > NAPLES, Florida (AP) -- A man who walked into a Wal-Mart covered in blood and bought garbage bags Friday was charged with murder after authorities found a stabbed body in a trash bin.

I really can't understand people. Theres not much else I can say.

:: Read ::

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Gene Mutation makes baby Superman

Saturday June 26, 2004

(CNN) > Somewhere in Germany is a baby Superman, born in Berlin with bulging arm and leg muscles. Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do. He has muscles twice the size of other kids his age and half their body fat.

:: Read ::

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I love Irony

Friday June 25, 2004

Notice anything funny?

:: View image ::

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Genious

Thursday June 24, 2004

Have you heard about this assclown on Jeopardy who has won around $560,000 over 17 or so appearances in a row? They can't get rid of him. I didn't want to have to embarass him, but if that's what it's gonna take, I'll do my part. Expect me on Jeopardy tomorrow kicking the shit out of him.

Seeing as this entry lacks links, I'll include a random one:

:: The Superficial ::
[Great site, updated daily, may or may not be a friend of mine]

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Pilot Landing

Thursday June 24, 2004

How did this guy ever get his wings...probably one of the more sketchy landings I've seen.

:: Video ::

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Really cool pictures

Wednesday June 23, 2004

Old historic panoramic pictures that are extremely interesting to look at.
I really like the one of San Diego, whats up with those nazi signs...really odd...
It's fully searchable too, enter in San Diego or Los Angeles or anything you wish.

:: San Diego oddness::
:: Full Site ::

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Blood Letter

Monday June 21, 2004

TOKYO, Japan (Reuters) -- A Japanese teenager was forced by his teacher to write an apology in blood after dozing in the classroom, the school's principal said on Monday.

What kind of sick son of a...

:: Read ::

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Funny Picture

Monday June 21, 2004

This image has been circulating, but I can't help but laugh still...the guy just looks like such a jerk.

:: Image ::

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Man Warned Over Cone Sex

Monday June 21, 2004

Good news for everyone who likes to act like they are having sex with traffic cones, if you go to Scotland you might just get off with a warning!

:: Read ::

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Portable Fuel Cells

Monday June 21, 2004

"An Albany, New York, fuel cell company plans to unveil a new design this week that it says solves a key hurdle in the manufacturing of fuel cells for notebook PCs and handheld devices."

It's gonna be pretty sweet if we end up powering our laptops with water. Good ol free H2O, although I generally find myself paying for it. Kinda like those bastards that buy AIR at oxygen bars, while I simply walk around breathing.

:: Read ::

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Cheap Plug

Sunday June 20, 2004

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launch_03.jpg

So tomorrow it's back to work, but it wont affect my updating. Expect me to continue filtering the webs best, the best I can, from me to you. Read about where I work, of course the site is a little vague, but you get the idea. Pretty interesting stuff.

:: Visit Site ::

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Tablet PC Surfboard

Friday June 18, 2004

Now you can watch porn while you surf and get one of those uncomfortably horrible wetsuit hard-ons. For tech-surfers everywhere I bring you the Intel Wireless Technology Surfboard. (Lame)

:: Read More ::

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Molson Beer Commercial

Thursday June 17, 2004

"What to drink when you're chasing beaver."

:: Video Link ::

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Yucko The Clown

Thursday June 17, 2004

Some may try to act like this isn't funny, but the fact of the matter is it's brilliant. It's crude, it's totally unjustified, and it's absolutely GREAT. Stileproject put it best: "What a dirty degenerate motherfucker."

:: Yucko on Reagan ::
:: Yucko street interviews ::

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Umbilical Brothers

Thursday June 17, 2004

As seen on Jay Leno and David Letterman these two incredible dudes from Australia had me glued to the screen during their quite hilarious performance. Don't miss this.

:: Video ::
[11 megs, borrowed from Anticlown]

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Oraq3 Sci-Fi computer

Thursday June 17, 2004

My beige colored 4 year old monster is obviously better, but this computer mod is pretty good anyway.

:: Read with pics::

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Soccer Training

Wednesday June 16, 2004

Gotta get ready for the season...

:: Funny Video ::

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Entertaining Budweiser Commercial

Wednesday June 16, 2004

Less talk, more watch...

:: Video (fixed)::

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Military Jet Crash

Wednesday June 16, 2004

I like how you can see people eject before it goes down.

:: Video ::

Posted at 10:46 PM | Comments (0)

home fun

Monday June 14, 2004

Remember when people used to have 56K modems, and they connected to the internet rendering their phone line useless? Remember getting kicked off the internet because the servers are overloaded? Then you moved on to DSL or cable modem right? Not at my mom's house...expect updates around thursday. But keep coming back just in case I find some gems that don't require me to wait all day to view.

Posted at 08:27 PM | Comments (0)

Intense flash

Friday June 11, 2004

Somewhat old link thats been circulating to the most amazing flash site I've seen in awhile. Glad I finally stopped to check it. Go.

:: Link ::

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Venus Transit

Wednesday June 09, 2004


Ray Hayes captured Venus, the Sun and a
reflection off Perdido Bay from Alabama.

I'm a geek, but I think being able to see the planet Venus in front of the sun is completely amazing. No person alive today has ever seen this event before, although it will happen again in not too many years.

Posted at 11:43 PM | Comments (0)

how to hide porno

Wednesday June 09, 2004

In case you need to hide the porno on your computer from your mom/girfriend/psychologist/roommate(in the case that it's all gay porn, like my roommate) just go to this site and read all about it.

Alternatively you could just make the path to your porn be: F:\Videos\porno like mine is. It's so obvious that nobody would ever think to look there. Really, it's tried and tested.

:: Link ::

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George W. Windows Theme

Wednesday June 09, 2004

bushxp.jpg

Try it out for yourself, it's a flash version of the new George W. XP Theme soon to be released. Everything is fully functional.

:: Link ::

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Stick to video games kid

Tuesday June 08, 2004

Watch this moron try to skate. I've witnessed better 5 year olds.

:: Video ::

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Carrera GT

Monday June 07, 2004

Top Gear episode for the brand new Carrera GT, the fastest car Top Gear has ever had, and probably most amazing. It's the most "cream-in-pants" automobile I've seen in a long time.

Bring your own tissue.

:: Video :: [~ 42 megs]

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Drum off madness

Monday June 07, 2004

These two dudes are crazy. People that can play the drums really well blow my mind because I'm simply not that coordinated. Less talk more watch...

:: Video Link ::

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Soccer wars

Monday June 07, 2004

Pretty hilarious commercial for Germany vs. Holland soccer. Sure you can't understand any of the words, but it involves old people and cars. Don't try to act like old people aren't funny.

:: Video :: [~ 4 megs]

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Pen Spinning

Monday June 07, 2004

You know those people who sit in class and blow your mind with their pen flying all around their fingers? Well this guy is the GOD of pen spinning. The DEMON of pen spinning. He's got more talent at spinning pens than you'll ever have at anything! MOTED!

:: Video :: [~10 megs] [Again, props Arash]

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Funny

Sunday June 06, 2004

This was amusing...

Posted at 09:06 PM | Comments (0)

1 Computer. 37 Operating systems.

Friday June 04, 2004

"This rig doesn’t have Plexiglas portals or sport a fancy-pants paint job, but behind its plain-Jane exterior are no fewer than 37 operating systems! Make that 53 if you count the DOS window managers."

and I'm sitting here concerned about dual booting xp with suse linux this summer...

:: Link ::

Posted at 09:10 PM | Comments (0)

SSS Draft 2005?

Thursday June 03, 2004

In short: No.

If you've received this circulating link and panicked for a few seconds as I did, fear not.

First go here and read why not to panic.

Second realize that any site with a .org extension is not official government.

Third after doing some research, and by doing research I mean making Bryan do research I found out this bill is in the committee right now with 1 sponsor and 14 cosponsors. It has ZERO senate sponsors, where a passing bill often has hundreds. Just doing my part to save you stress. America may seem screwed up once in awhile, but I wouldn't spend my time pondering the draft.

Know any more info, or care to comment please do so.

Posted at 11:15 PM | Comments (0)

Insanofied bike riding

Wednesday June 02, 2004

This guy deserves to rack his nuts really hard like. And scream like a little girl like that guy who was rollerblading off the roof awhile back. I take it back, I'm definitely jealous...

:: Bike Stunt Video ::
[ stolen from the fine people at Anticlown ]

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Great Photography and more

Wednesday June 02, 2004

This guys work is pretty nice, some of the photos are unreal. Also the graphics are quite impressive. Have a look.

:: Link ::

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Appetite 4 Destruction

Wednesday June 02, 2004

This video is going to define all that is cool. It's got lots of pain, lots of suffering, fire, anti-cops, and bros...most importantly bros.

You can't miss the teaser for this one, Appetite 4 Destruction:

:: Video Link :: (24 megs)

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homemade flamethrower

Tuesday June 01, 2004

In case you ever wanted to make a crazy ass flame thrower out of your little brothers super soaker then heres a great example. Now you can go around torching your neighbors dog that barks at 8 am everyday. Not that I recommend such a thing, but sometimes it's necessary.

:: Video Link ::

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