Soccer Brawls Still Rock
Friday July 30, 2004
Over here at KleffmanStyle we love a good soccer brawl. Also I've never seen a cheapshot of this caliber immediately following a big ass bitch slap in my life.
:: Video ::
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Laugh At The Idiot!
Friday July 30, 2004
Watch out for that clean glass, it might seem like it's not even there...
:: Video ::
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Dancing...Old Guy?
Friday July 30, 2004
I can't explain why this is funny really. Maybe it's the mood I'm in. Maybe it's that I just got done dancing in my underpants down at the old people's home. It could also be that you're a homosexual. I just don't know.
:: Video ::
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Funny Ones
Friday July 30, 2004
I need a paint job like this on my 1987 Ford Ranger XLT.
Microsoft is in touch with it's ghetto side.
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Michael Moore Vs. Bill O'Reilly
Friday July 30, 2004
If you missed the Michael Moore interview on The O'Reilly Factor the other night, which you probably did, here's the video link. I watched it the other day and it's quite interesting. Watch out for the 30 second ad at the beginning, but the interview itself is a good 6 minutes or so.
:: Video ::
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Sun, Surf, Asskicked?
Friday July 30, 2004
Let's face it, we all love to watch a good fight. The kind of fight I can't stand though is the fight at the beach, probably over a stolen wave. Thanks assholes, you make for a great day of surfing.
:: Video :: {gracias, anticlown}
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Remove IE
Thursday July 29, 2004
These guys posted an article about neutering Internet Explorer on your system, making all default IE calls target whichever browser you like (firefox!). I gotta admit I would be very tempted to do this if it wasn't for certain things that only run in IE such as windows update, an important feature. So read this if you feel like it, it's short. But in the meantime go download Mozilla's Firefox browser, it's slick and quite nice. I use it about 50% of the time, and often I think websites even look better in it...mine does.
:: Read ::
update: Microsoft took interest in this guys article. And it turns out you can make windows update work without IE. Go firefox.
:: new article ::
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Billiards Game
Thursday July 29, 2004
I think it's safe to say I spent awhile at work "working" on this game. I think it's also safe to say I suck at this just as much as I do at real pool. But it's kind of entertaining so here ya go.
:: Billiards ::
update: I made it to level 7 with total score 3657. Beat that.
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Bike Crash
Wednesday July 28, 2004
You know I enjoy a good motorcycle crash video, so here's an interesting one indeed.
:: Video ::
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Parasailing + Obesity
Wednesday July 28, 2004
Theres simply no way around the fact that fat people are funny when they do something out of the ordinary. And only in America is obesity so prevalent. Therefore I invite you to laugh with me at this woman.
:: Video ::
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Billie Simpson
Wednesday July 28, 2004
Bid on this amazing prize, a phone conversation with a drunk armless midget. As if midgets weren't already funny enough!
:: View Auction ::
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Sport Of The Future
Wednesday July 28, 2004
It's called "dodgecar" and it's supposed to be really fun.
:: Watch Video :: {thanks Chris}
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Laugh Time
Wednesday July 28, 2004
So a guy goes to a doctor and the doctor says, "Ok I'm gonna need a urine sample, a blood sample, a semen sample, and a stool sample." The guy says, "Geez doc, I'm running late, can I just leave you my underpants?"
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:: Yankees Fan ::
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Drunken Shamings
Tuesday July 27, 2004
Self explanatory. Someone gets shitfaced, passes out, you draw on them and/or do horrible other things to them. This genious website showcases all the best ones. I think I may have a couple pics lying around that could be submitted...
:: Shamings.com ::
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Soccer Riot/Beating
Tuesday July 27, 2004
Holy crap...I wish I understood whatever language this is in, but the video speaks for itself. Note the title of the video "public beating."
:: Video ::
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Couple Great Ones
Tuesday July 27, 2004
:: This kid is super happy ::
:: This kid isn't ::
(for some reason the look on his face really cracks me up)
:: Damn I can't hit this bar up ::
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Craaazy Soccer Goalie
Tuesday July 27, 2004
It's funny how many soccer video clips show up on the internet. Here's one you can't miss.
:: Video ::
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Segway Polo Losers
Tuesday July 27, 2004
As if riding a segway didn't make you into a big enough jerk now some dumb bastards decided to play polo while riding them, put it on video, and add a crappy sound track. Enjoy...I guess. Sorry it's 17 megs.
:: Video Link :: [via Engadget]
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Auto Previews
Tuesday July 27, 2004
Would you buy this silly looking contraption? The Hummer H3? What? The single thing I like about this truck is that it'll sport some better fuel economy than it's siblings the H1 and H2. Other than that I'm gonna give it 3 thumbs down, and you know which third thumb I'm speaking of.
:: Read Full Article ::
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Guide to Friendster Photos
Tuesday July 27, 2004
I've actually never seen friendster, but once upon a time I lamely had a picture on facethejury.com, and notpopular.com. So with said (lame) experience this little 'guide to friendster photos' was rather amusing. It definitely applies to every one of these online meeting people things, myspace, thefacebook, etc. Mainly I think the ones that in truth are fat people amused me the most.
:: View ::
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Bootleg Music
Monday July 26, 2004
> Why pay for shitty quality live bootleg recordings ?
> when you can download them for free !!
Great Question Bob! Who's Bob you may ask? Who the hell knows. What I do know is I managed to get a bootleg of 'Muse - Acoustic Songs' and it's got a few tracks I've never heard. If you like live recordings and such give this a try, but if it's out of bandwidth and riddled with broken links soon don't blame me.
:: Bootlegs ::
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Weird Picture
Sunday July 25, 2004
Theres something creepy about this while at the same time it's somewhat funny. Decide for yourself I guess.
:: Caption this ::
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Honda CBR 929 VS. Pigs
Sunday July 25, 2004
On the freeway today I saw some idiot laying down on his motorcycle with legs sticking straight behind him like superman, while doing about 95-100. His buddy behind him was standing on the pegs looking like he was about to pull the bike up. This was on the other side so thats the end of my sad story, but to be fair here's a video involving a bike and a cop. I'd say they both lose.
:: Video ::
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Firing Range Fool
Sunday July 25, 2004
Not a lot to say except you should watch this jerk shoot his gun.
:: Video ::
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Mr. Skateboard Crotch
Sunday July 25, 2004
In case you ever wanted to see somebody snap a skateboard deck with their crotch here's your chance. By the way it's often called the "credit card," and it's really fun.
:: Video ::
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Droppin a video deuce
Friday July 23, 2004
He's one stupid asshole when it comes to motorcycles, I can tell you that for sure.
:: Video ::
:: Hahaha :: <-- awesome
:: Can see this one coming ::
Deuce = 3 now.
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The Funny
Friday July 23, 2004
:: 19th Hole! ::
:: Hate to be the kid in front of him... ::
:: This amused me ::
:: That's what he gets! ::
:: Cops are stupid ::
:: Not Safe for religious people ::
:: Sorry, but this just cracked me up ::
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Riding Giants
Friday July 23, 2004
I recently saw this Surf Documentary 'Riding Giants', which basically chronicals big wave surfers from the days of the 50 lb. wooden plank to Laird Hamilton's crazy antics at Jaws. I have to say it was more than I expected, really well put together, and Greg Noll is hilarious. I'd say anyone not involved in surfing can get a real feel for how intense it is and what keeps us coming back for more. And as for myself, I was surprised how much footage they dug up from early surfing that I had never seen.
:: Watch Trailer ::
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Jessica Alba In High Res
Thursday July 22, 2004
Good lord these are high res images, it's like you're really there with her at the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge 2004. Whatever that is, just look at the pictures and screw the challenge.
:: View Lots O Pics ::
Update: note also our own Jessica Alba High Res Gallery
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Knocked out...cuz.
Thursday July 22, 2004
I can honestly say I haven't seen anyone get hit in the jaw this hard in a long while. Ah the memories of high school Bro parties, 10th graders mingling with trash that graduated 6 years ago, beer, fights, cops. Those were the days huh???
:: View Video ::
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Christina Aguilera
Thursday July 22, 2004
So in the off chance that you're into this kinda thing, here's 120 pictures of Christina. You weirdo.
:: View Gallery ::
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Sidewalk Art That'll Blow Your Mind
Thursday July 22, 2004
This picture is probably one of the coolest things I've ever seen. It probably even beats that time I saw those naked midgets in my living room, I mean bedroom. Wait, I mean I never saw any naked midgets. In any case just go view the rest of these pictures.
:: View Pics ::
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Vice magazine part 2
Wednesday July 21, 2004
remember, it's pics of random weirdos, this is from the "Dont's" section.
caption: "Guy, The Flash was the fastest man alive. You're a fat pig with a faggy dog. Get a shirt with food on it or something. Right now you're a parody of how slow you are." classic! Don't try to act like this isn't funny.
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Vice Magazine: Sweet as hell
Tuesday July 20, 2004
You ever seen this free magazine Vice that's filled with the most disgusting, horrifying shit but it keeps you coming back for more and absolutely LOVING it? It's the crack cocaine of publications. Anyway here's one of the photos from their latest "Do's" list.
caption: "Dude, you are the worst President ever. Even motherfucking George Burns clawed his way out of the grave to make fun of you."
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RC Car House Jump
Tuesday July 20, 2004
Turns out your suspicions were true. Remote controlled cars can and do jump over entire houses. Go ahead, watch it yourself.
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Tiger Wood's Fiance: Not Too Shabby
Tuesday July 20, 2004
She goes by the name of Elin Nordegren. Pictures from the Mercedes Championships. Hot.
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Britney Spears: Nasty
Tuesday July 20, 2004
Britney sure is lookin gross lately after shes let herself go to shit. You'd think with a newly acquired man she'd have something worth looking good for. Anyway try not to puke.
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BMW 6 Series
Monday July 19, 2004
This car is incredibly sweet. I'm not always one for BMWs, but these pictures have me sold on the new 6 series. Just take a look dammit!
:: View image 1 ::
:: View image 2 ::
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Five Great Pictures
Monday July 19, 2004
Quality entertainment, plain and simple.
:: Those bums always crack me up ::
:: Parking Mayhem ::
:: Start em on the right path ::
:: Sorry Joey, no presents this year ::
:: Soccer, it's nasty ::
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Motorcycle Mayhem
Monday July 19, 2004
One of my former students in the "Cream-in-pants Motorcycle stunts course" that I tought awhile back. Watch him defy all known physics in this video.
:: Video ::
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Dashboard Confessional On Letterman
Sunday July 18, 2004
If you want a pretty decent live Dashboard Confessional video they played the Letterman show on 7/1/04 and here it is for the taking. The song Vindicated in all it's splendor.
update: sorry, go here and scroll down a bit to find it.
:: Download Link :: [32 megs]
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MILF
Sunday July 18, 2004
Definite MILFer. Would you hit it?
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Is it November Yet????
Sunday July 18, 2004
This website could be very useful, bookmark it.
:: View ::
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Kleffmanstyle With Ali G
Friday July 16, 2004
I'll go ahead and assume you've seen this idiot Ali G on tv before. It's actually kinda funny sometimes, but here's the Ali G'ed up Kleffmanstyle.
:: Check it ::
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Men Throwing Fireworks Leave Window Up
Friday July 16, 2004
What's sad is I can relate to this. Back in high school a couple friends Shahab and Travis and I fumbled with an M80 on it's way out my car window. Last minute it found it's way outside and underneath some lady's car where it blew up. Ah, the things we never got busted for...
:: Read Article ::
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Ebay Idiot
Friday July 16, 2004
(Via Coolios) Don't link images from other people's ebay auctions, you might get owned!
:: View ::
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Martha Stewart Behind Bars
Friday July 16, 2004
Nothin much to say but if Martha Stewart did what she's been convicted of then I'm all for her doin some time, stupid bitch thinks having millions of bucks gets her past the law.
Quick! Name a USC Heisman Trophy winner who murdered two people and got away with it.
:: Martha Stewart, 5 Months In Prison ::
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US Air Guitar Championship
Thursday July 15, 2004
The proud winner of the US Championship, she's an air guitar maniac. But thats not the special part, here she performs on Conan O'Brien, and you know he's got something to say about that.
:: Air Guitar ::
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Torrent search
Thursday July 15, 2004
At first I thought bittorrent was lame, but lately I've been getting speeds of 150kb/sec sustained. If this torrent search is all it appears to be then that would be amazing.
:: Bitoogle::
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Up Close and Personal
Thursday July 15, 2004
Back when I invented the electron microscope I had no clue it would be such a major advance for science. Anyway it's great that people are using it to take Hi-res photos of ants and spiders too.
:: Entire Gallery ::
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"I ain't got time to bleed."
Thursday July 15, 2004
The top 54 movie quotes of all time. Now you can be one of those jerks that walks around quoting shit all day long until you just want to take a ball point pen and stab him in the neck...err, write them down. Yeah.
:: Read ::
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House Cleaning
Wednesday July 14, 2004
Puke on the floor and don't feel like cleaning it? Dog did his duty while you were at work? Whatever the case may be this little fella is more than willing to do the cleaning for you...
:: Video ::
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AIM Text Messaging
Tuesday July 13, 2004
For some reason people knew about something sweet that I didn't. That pisses me off...but heres how to send a text message to somebody, really easily, through aim. Their phone says it's from your screen name. No more typing with difficulty on that keypad!
:: Read How-To :: [via engadget]
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Couple Random Topics
Tuesday July 13, 2004
2 things:
--> The assclown on Jeopardy has finally done it, he's made over 1 million dollars, and he's not done yet. And speaking of 1 million we've hit 100 entries over here at Kleffmanstyle. That's almost 1000 entries, which is almost 1 million entries! See what I'm sayin?!?
--> This supposed "Cameron Diaz sex tape" from when she was 19 is SO incredibly bad, please spare yourself the time wasted and the disappointment. Instead spend that time getting the Severina Vuckovic sex tape from awhile back if you never saw it. [Not safe for work. Think about it...'sex tape']
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MTV Cribs Parody
Tuesday July 13, 2004
Cribs like you've never seen it before. Beware though, it's funny as hell so don't click if you aren't into that sorta thing.
:: Video ::
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Watch Where You Drive
Tuesday July 13, 2004
Some people could stand to be a little more careful when they drive. Especially the guy that did this. Note that model ford truck is by no means a small truck.
:: View image ::
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Laugh At Other's Suffering
Monday July 12, 2004
You want to see some lady get hurt over and over again? You think thats funny? Well here you go you sadistic jerk.
:: Video ::
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12-8+2 pictures
Monday July 12, 2004
Feature of the day, a few pictures I found enjoyable.
:: Original Puma ::
:: Beer fountain ::
:: 911...tribute? uhh ::
:: Gotta Go? ::
:: Snow ::
:: Honey take my picture here ::
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Angelina Jolie Ginormous Tattoo
Monday July 12, 2004
Seems that all my buddies are covering themselves in ink these days, but it's not quite as strange as when a good looking popular actress goes to Thailand and covers her back in a 8" x 12" tattoo of a tiger.
:: Photo ::
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Rare Adidas Tree
Sunday July 11, 2004
I bring you the rare Adidas tree, you saw it here first. Click to check it out.
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Nice Commercial
Friday July 09, 2004
I had no clue what product this commercial was for until the end but it's pretty cool nonetheless. Just watch.
:: Video ::
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Roof Leap of Faith
Friday July 09, 2004
Word on the street is it's really cool to jump off a roof into cardboard boxes and hope for the best. If you say so...
update: possibly down due to popularity, you missed it unless it comes back
:: View :: (click pictures for vids)
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Brain implants 'read' monkey minds
Friday July 09, 2004
(newscientist) > Brain implants have been used to "read the minds" of monkeys to predict what they are about to do and even how enthusiastic they are about doing it.
It is the first time such high level cognitive brain signals have been decoded and could ultimately lead to more natural thought-activated prosthetic devices for people with paralysis, says Richard Andersen project leader at the California Institute of Technology, in Pasadena, US.
This is just plain incredible...
:: Read ::
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See Through Walls
Thursday July 08, 2004
(Yahoo) > A prototype wall of LiTraCon, a translucent concrete product is shown in a photo provided by the National Building Museum. It used to be only Superman could see through concrete walls, but an exhibit at Washington's National Building Museum shows mere mortals can do it too.
This came up a few weeks ago on the net, heres a picture:
:: Photo ::
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Tara Reid
Wednesday July 07, 2004
If you're into Tara Reid Joker-Inc posted a nice gallery of her over there. Some love her, some hate her. Just like scabies.
:: View ::
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Rubber Elasto Man
Tuesday July 06, 2004
This crazy bastard is like a present day me, some sort of Spiderman meets Jackie Chan kinda dealy. Bound to be the best thing you've seen all day.
:: Video :: [3 min]
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Michael Moore on The Daily Show
Monday July 05, 2004
You've got to be some sort of communist to not think the daily show is one of the best shows on earth. Why don't you go ahead and watch Michael Moore on there, it's interesting. I'm not gonna talk about whether I think Moore is a lying manipulative propagandist or not, because I have yet to see the film, and I'm actually looking forward to seeing it. I'm trying very hard to go into it with an open mind.
:: Video :: [9MB quicktime]
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Gold Plated AK-47
Monday July 05, 2004
Apparently found in Iraq, after it was stolen from me: The gold plated AK.
:: View Gallery ::
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Greece Wins Euro 2004
Monday July 05, 2004
The final game of Euro 2004 could have been more exciting, but you can't help but be happy for Greece, the underdogs of the world, for coming out on top. Either way, no matter who won the best part of the game is the jackass that ran onto the field avoiding a ton of cops and then flew face first into the net before being arrested. I say Greece didn't win, because this guy did.
:: View image ::
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Berzerk the movie
Friday July 02, 2004
The shit they do on dirtbikes these days is pretty rad. And by "rad" I mean the shit I was doing about 6 years ago, age 16. But either way it's great that these guys are finally catching up. Seriously though, somebody is soon gonna get killed dirtbiking. Reason being they just can't be me no matter how hard they try.
Anyway watch the promo for Berzerk. It's NUTS.
:: Video :: [~14 megs]
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CD Review - New Unearth
Friday July 02, 2004
Taking a somewhat different route today I've decided to review a cd I recently downloaded. Now before you go calling the RIAA if you knew me you'd realize I have over 300 CDs, purchased that is. Plus I'll probably end up buying this one just like I did with the new Killswitch Engage CD (amazing).
I wasn't sure what to expect from a band who now is playing Ozzfest, and other gigantic festivals. They have exploded into one of the biggest metal bands around, and personally I couldn't be happier. I've always been a fan, and the new album "The Oncoming Storm" doesn't disappoint. The production is unbelievable, which doesn't always come from Metal Blade releases. Not unlike the last album "The Stings of Concience" this one offers up plenty of technical chaos, hard hitting drums (new drummer from The Red Chord is doing great), and vicious breakdowns. It's metal to the max as I says. I've been listening to it nonstop and I have yet to find much I can complain about. The singer sounds the same, and thats how I want it because he's amazing. The last time I saw Unearth, years ago with Poison the Well (Opposite of December days) I was instantly addicted, and I'm now quite disappointed I haven't seen them since. I'm gonna give this album a 9.5/10 simply because theres always room for improvement. But I couldn't tell you where in this case...
I'm gonna post a song, the third song on the album entitled "This Lying World." The reason for choosing this song is the riff during the breakdown. Lets just say I wish I wrote it.
:: Unearth - This Lying World ::
:: Unearth on the web ::
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What's Wrong Here?
Thursday July 01, 2004
This is kind of a little game you could say. What's wrong here, or missing, or out of place. You decide.
Posted at 08:23 AM | Comments (0)
Copier Problems
Thursday July 01, 2004
You know how printers always tend to not work when you need them to? Eh, just watch the video. And maybe check yourself into Jenny Craig, too.
:: View Video ::
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