9/11 Pentagon Crash Conspiracy
Tuesday August 31, 2004
I don't know the source of this thing, nor do I know how legit it is. I'm pretty sure it's probably not true after the massive 9/11 commission reports recently released. But really, I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
:: View :: (flash)...thanks Chris.
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Sign Malfunction
Tuesday August 31, 2004
If you don't pay your employees enough you probably shouldn't give them access to your giant light up sign.
:: View ::
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2004 MTV Video Music Awards
Monday August 30, 2004
Does anyone care about the video music awards? It turns out lots of people do, unbeknownst to me. But a couple pictures of the invitees never hurts right?
"Ooops, did you see that roll on my back!?" -- Christina
That species of chipmonk at the Grand Canyon the ranger told me about found it's way to the VMAs.
Mandy Moore looked decent enough to not get made fun of.
Same with Hilary Duff.
Ashlee Simpson with Mr. In-The-Market-For-A-New-Pair-Of-Non-Nasty-Converse.
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Non VMA, but worth a look:
Turns out Ashlee Simpson is good looking. [1] [2]
Why have I never heard of this Brazilian? (Patricia Luvisoto)
Posted at 09:38 AM | Comments (2)
Sock The Shit Out Of Bush
Monday August 30, 2004
This one simple game proves a good point. It's fun to punch people. So instead of playing this game, you should actually take it out to the street, your local grocery store, or the pub. Just punch people! In this case though you can rough up Bush a little, even if you're a supporter.
:: Game ::
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Ancient Movie Trailers
Monday August 30, 2004
This entertained me for about 20 seconds, much much longer than your mom entertained me last night. Movie's from the 80's, including Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure, and California's Governator in Conan the Destroyer. Watch a few.
:: More ::
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9/11 Toy Recall
Monday August 30, 2004
What kind of tasteless tacky mother f-er made something like this and sent it out in candy boxes? It's totally beyond comprehension. I bet that assclown Michael Moore had something to do with it. That's right, I blame him. You heard it here first.
:: Read ::
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2004 Concorso Italiano
Friday August 27, 2004
I haven't seen this many Ferraris packed into one place in a pretty long time. Not since the last time I was in my garage anyway, and that's a long walk seeing as my property is like a billion acres or so. So basically I don't see my Ferraris much, because I drive my Gremlin instead.
:: View ::
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Google Browser
Friday August 27, 2004
On more than one occasion I've bitched about Internet Explorer and given praise to Mozilla's Firefox browser. I'm also a ginormous fan of google, gmail, and most importantly the google toolbar. Google is coming on strong, and will only get stronger. Theres been a lot of mention of Google releasing their own browser, maybe even as far as their own operating system. It's exciting. Down with Microsoft, those bastards already have enough money, and enough power. Time to move over.
:: Recent Article ::
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Dreamworks Letter
Friday August 27, 2004
Dreamworks tried to email thepiratebay.org with unauthorized use of their name or some crap like that. Anyway, the response sent back to them is amazing.
:: Letter to thepiratebay.org ::
:: Response, at the bottom ::
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Ben Stiller...6th Backstreet Boy
Friday August 27, 2004
Bottom line is this is f*ckin hilarious.
:: Video :: (mucho sucko, muchas gracias)
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John Kerry On The Daily Show
Thursday August 26, 2004
Like many Americans I'm rather ashamed to say I don't know much about the upcoming election and to be real honest I think I'd rather avoid it entirely, thus helping myself avoid the dreaded jury duty that may or may not come from voting records. It's a pretty unAmerican thing to say and do, but it's true. I wish I knew more about politics, but I don't and it's a pretty daunting task to try and catch up before November. The other night though Senator John Kerry stopped by the Daily Show, and you know that crazy bastard Jon Stewart, he's the most entertaining man on tv. The interview is worth a look.
:: Video :: (9 megs, .mov)
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Video Game Chicks In Playboy
Thursday August 26, 2004
Believe it or not the October issue of Playboy magazine is going to feature women of video games. It's an interesting move by the magazine, but there's a little something inside me that definitely wants to see it. Unfortunately I don't think I've played any of the games being showcased. Not to mention they missed the best one, my own video game playboy entry.
:: Read Article ::
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Terminator From Car Parts
Wednesday August 25, 2004
I'm always impressed when somebody has the imagination to make something sweet out of junk. This thing looks pretty badass and would go perfectly in my living room. You should buy it and then give it to me.
:: Ebay Auction ::
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The Babysitter
Wednesday August 25, 2004
Read the top 3 entries of the Lambgoat blog. Scroll down so you can start with The Babysitter Part 1. Hey I was bored and it kept me entertained. What could be better than an online soap opera about the babysitter that has sex with your friends?
:: Seriously, it's entertaining ::
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Parasailing Again
Tuesday August 24, 2004
I call it horrendous whiplash. Point and laugh!
:: Video ::
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Peeping Tom Takes One Where The Sun Don't Shine
Tuesday August 24, 2004
(Yahoo) > An alleged peeping Tom is in the intensive care unit after reportedly being assaulted with a tree branch, NewsChannel5 reported.
This family caught the bastard and beat him within inches of his life for an hour??? Good lord just call the cops. I mean I hate cops but they gotta be good for something.
:: Read Article ::
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Interesting Tree
Tuesday August 24, 2004
Whats the deal with this tree? Something isn't right here.
:: View image ::
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Carly Patterson
Tuesday August 24, 2004
So I keep hearing and reading quite a lot about this Carly Patterson character and how hot she is. Sure she won a handful of medals at the Olympics. Sure she's one of the best in her sport, and talent is hot. But take a minute to realize she was born in 1988 you sick bastards. Not even the fact that she can bend like Gumby makes that OK.
:: View Site::
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Cliff Edge Mountain Biking
Monday August 23, 2004
I can't say for sure, but there's a good chance this guy died. Next time don't ride your bike on the side of a cliff.
:: Video ::
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Star Wars Telnet
Monday August 23, 2004
I think this is old, but I had never seen it. It's probably the most nerdy piece of crap I've ever found. Somebody put an entire star wars movie into text format for you to watch through telnet. It's ridiculous how much time some people must have.
Instructions:
1. Go to start menu, Run.
2. Type telnet, push enter.
3. Type 'open towel.blinkenlights.nl'
4. Wait for it to start going, proceed to puke.
update: better yet copy this to your web browser address bar:
telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl
update 2: people are having trouble with it, hey it worked for me. But I'm sure you can imagine how lame it was.
Posted at 11:37 AM | Comments (0)
TPS Reports
Monday August 23, 2004
It's just that we're putting new cover sheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. Didn't you get the memo?
:: Cover Sheet :: (pdf)
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Vice Dos & Don'ts
Monday August 23, 2004
OHMYGOD ohmygod like ohmygod!!! That's what I would say if I was a total jackass. But the fact of the matter is VICE magazine is coming out with their book of all the Dos and Don'ts. Soon. I can't explain my level of excitement, and I can barely contain Mr. Happy. Don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about.
:: Vice Magazine ::
:: Preorder Vice - Dos & Don'ts ::
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Peugeot Ad
Monday August 23, 2004
Amusing and original commercial for the European automaker.
:: Video ::
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Golfing Rednecks
Sunday August 22, 2004
When you're a redneck I guess you'd rather use your buddy instead of a real golf practice net. So then you have these two fools, and plenty of laughs.
:: Video ::
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Pool Trick Shot
Saturday August 21, 2004
This is just plain rediculoso that somebody could play pool just as well as I do. I mean I'm like pool shooting extraordinaire dude, last I checked. Just watch his shot, that filthy biter.
:: Video ::
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Fat White Rap
Saturday August 21, 2004
This is pretty old, and you may have seen it. But that doesn't stop it from being funny I tell you what. He's the lamest kid to ever think he can freestyle. And his filthy mouth, wow. Hold old is he?
:: Video :: [brought back by negative shock]
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Dutch Oven
Thursday August 19, 2004
Hey, thats what it's called, read the comments even. And don't try to act like it isn't funny, the fact of the matter is it's extremely funny.
:: Video ::
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Race Launch Fool
Thursday August 19, 2004
This guy had some issues at the start of the race. Point and laugh!
:: Video ::
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Stupid Driving Moron Guy
Thursday August 19, 2004
This dude here has a couple screws loose. And by "couple screws loose" I mean he's the biggest moron I've seen in awhile. And when I say "biggest moron" I mean I really wish he drove that car off a cliff. Seriously watch this and tell me how dumb this guy is.
:: Video ::
note: link looks iffy, might be down in a couple days.
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Couple Pics
Thursday August 19, 2004
Hey, he's quite the ball handler. Get it? I make joke.
What the hell must be going through the guys mind who's on top?
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Asahi Fan
Thursday August 19, 2004
How much do I love Asahi?
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Bear drinks 36 cans of favorite beer
Wednesday August 18, 2004
"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson.
"He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."
A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.
That my friends, is my kind of animal.
:: Article ::
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Astronaut Photography
Tuesday August 17, 2004
I spent a good long while looking up images on this site, so I figure I'll pass it on. Photos of the entire earth taken from satellites and astronauts in gigantic resolution if you wish. Search for areas, look at the smaller image, and if you want the giant version you submit a "request" and in 5 minutes or less the link they supply will work. The Bahamas and the islands of Tahiti were interestingly beautiful. Not to mention the Athens Sports Complex.
:: Full Space Image Site ::
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Tuesday Funnies
Tuesday August 17, 2004
:: Ha Loser ::
:: I'd hit it ::
:: I feel like this cat looks ::
:: Who the hell made this thing ::
:: Busted! ::
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Drunk Bum
Monday August 16, 2004
We like drunk bums, and so do you. That's why you're gonna watch this one sing and dance.
:: Video ::
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Best Name EVER
Monday August 16, 2004
7th paragraph, 2nd sentence. How did he make it past elementary school?
:: View ::
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Mini XXL Limo
Monday August 16, 2004
If you like the Mini Cooper, well here you go. It's used for celebrity transport in Athens the site says. Sick. With whirlpool spa on the back, so you can be the first person to drown while driving down the road.
:: View Site, More Pics ::
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Hubble Space Telescope Images
Monday August 16, 2004
In this unusual image, the NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope captures a rare view of the celestial equivalent of a geode - a gas cavity carved by the stellar wind and intense ultraviolet radiation from a young hot star.
I've never seen this site before and it's got incredible images. All the ones I looked at had wallpapers of all resolutions as well.
:: Hubble Images ::
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$350,000 Amplifier
Monday August 16, 2004
The Wavac SH-833 monoblock power amplifier. 1/3 of a million dollars for a pair of these bad boys. I've never really cared about high end audio equipment, because I can't ever see myself spending more than say $1000 on a system, and that's pushing it. So what the hell is up with this thing to make it cost almost as much as a Carrera GT for god sake (well add another 100 grand)? I'll take the Porsche.
:: Read More ::
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Avenged Sevenfold & Atreyu Bashing
Monday August 16, 2004
If you're not into Hardcore and Metal or any associated subgenre you may as well skip past this, but I wanted to make sure as many people that do listen to it read this.
From a recent Dillinger Escape Plan interview on Lambgoat, Greg Puciato the band's frontman made some amazing statements about the scene. Let me leave you with this, and I'll include the rest in the extension.
"If I see another video with like a fucking red rose at the end of it, or a black and white video with like a red heart somewhere, you know what I mean? Come on, dude... seriously."
Come on, dude. Seriously. Keep reading, his interview is great.
A lot of bands out right now... metalcore.... along those lines, what do you think about the current status of the genre?
Well the whole metal core scene is pretty much the same as the nu-metal scene was three or four years ago. It's pretty depressing. We went to Ozzfest recently and that was pretty depressing. I turned on Headbanger's Ball recently because I knew that our video was going to come on soon and just watching Headbanger's ball for two hours made me want to throw up. I think that it's exciting that we can even have a video... that we can even have a forum for a band like us to even have a video. I don't want people to associate a band like us with a formulaic metalcore bands. When you hear bands like Atreyu, it's the Linkin Park of that style of music. It's like a verse, a chorus, a verse, a chorus, a double bass breakdown, a chorus – end. It's not art, it's not any kind of forward thinking music. I don't really know if people are like "It's great that you guys can be on TV!," but I don't know that having our video next to a band like that is any more desirable than having a video next to a band like Disturbed. I don't know if it's any better for us. If I see another video with like a fucking red rose at the end of it, or a black and white video with like a red heart somewhere, you know what I mean? Come on, dude... seriously.
Avenged Sevenfold.
Now that band's a whole other story. Like I don't really know those guys that well, but apparently... uh... they're a terrible band.
(Laughing furiously)
We played with them on the Take Action Tour with Poison the Well and Eighteen Visions and those guys and... I don't know, man. I don't know where this goth metalcore sing-along stuff came from, but I guess it's Orange County.
Thanks...
Next time I come through town, James Hart is going to kick my ass. I don't know, man. To each their own, whatever you want to listen to, it's your own fault. I don't really see anything... I don't know why those bands are doing so well. Honestly that's the style of music that pisses me off the most out of every style of music is that goth metalcore thing. It's like Hot Topic to the next level.
Worst metalcore band...
(didn't even finish the question)
Atreyu, man! I'm sure they're nice people, I'm sure they're the nicest of people and I wish them well so they don't have to work at 7-11 for the rest of their lives but we heard their album a couple years ago, like their first album and were like "This is brutal! This is really one of the worst things ever!" Then we heard they sold like 30 thousand albums their first week and then we were like "Woah! There's a lot of dumb kids!"
Send a message to the kids who bought the new Atreyu album.
Well, they probably just sold their Linkin Park album because they're too cool for Linkin Park and now they're into Atreyu... so a couple years from now they can sell their Atreyu album and listen to The Dillinger Escape Plan.
Yes!
(laughing)
I don't know what else to say, man.
That it?
That's it.
:: Full Interview ::
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Titanic Pimp?
Sunday August 15, 2004
I can honestly say this is the most horrible thing I've ever witnessed. That's how bad it is. It's worse than the time I found you in that Tijuana alley with those crack whores. Really.
:: Video :: (note: if there are any pop up windows click "no" or else don't blame me)
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Windows SP2 Incompatibilities
Sunday August 15, 2004
I knew there was a reason I was skeptical of service pack 2 and here it is. I even suspected this very thing would happen. Browse this gigantic list of programs that "may behave differently after you install Windows XP SP2." I guarantee you use some of them, and what's disturbing is the amount of actual Microsoft products on the list. Those bastards!! I'm not installing service pack 2 for a good long while.
:: Nightmare List ::
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Athens 2004
Saturday August 14, 2004
The Olympic Games have begun, and I've got no news except for the beach volleyball cheerleaders. Not the best, not the worst, but worth looking at.
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300c Dub Edition
Friday August 13, 2004
Have you seen this Chrysler? I hadn't. Now it's easier than ever to be gangster, you don't even need to jack fools anymore.
:: More Pics ::
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Wild Martial Arts/Gymnasts
Friday August 13, 2004
Linkfilter says this is the video "you'll be sending around." So that's what I'm gonna do. Remember that guy awhile back that could jump from building to building, wall to wall like a freaking crazy monkey? Well this isn't as cool as that. But it's still insane, so watch.
:: Video ::
update: holy crap I just realized it's Friday the 13th.
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Fabulous Photography
Friday August 13, 2004
Once in awhile a photography site catches my eye and this happens to be one of those times. Check out that suspended water droplet, how do you get a picture like that? Plus it's supposed to look even better than it does, in making the image smaller I messed up some of it's quality. Visit.
:: Photos ::
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Brand New Layout
Thursday August 12, 2004
It's like KleffmanStyle 2.0 or something. 2nd generation kind of situation, get it? If you would try to take notice of any errors or problems with the new design and leave them in the comments it would be greatly appreciated. Also if you like it, let me know that too!
Posted at 10:02 PM | Comments (0)
New Porsche 911 Carrera
Thursday August 12, 2004
The new Porsche obviously looks great, there's no way around that. I still want the GT, but really, that just isn't happening. This site has an entertaining video, and a ton of nice wallpapers at all screen resolutions. Check it.
:: View ::
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Weightlifting Gone Bad
Thursday August 12, 2004
That could be a new fox reality show. This one's called "Nightmare for this dude." It's a really descriptive name.
:: Video ::
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More Damn Mario Brothers Crap
Thursday August 12, 2004
What's with all these dudes who spend all their time playing the Mario Brothers theme music on their instrument of choice and then putting it on video for the internet world to see? I get the point already. I gotta hand it to this guy though, at least it seems he can play the piano. But really, 10 minutes long? I gave up at 2 minutes, I assume it's the entire game or something. On a side note I'm working on my rendition of the Mega Man theme song played on the Skin Flute.
:: Video :: {thanks kazu}
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Streaker Scores a Goal!
Thursday August 12, 2004
I can't help but love wacky soccer clips, it's just plain wacky. Here's the wackiest one that ever wacked off a wack wacky. Wacky. But hey she's naked!
:: Video ::
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Teen Choice Awards
Wednesday August 11, 2004
Agreeing with TheSuperficial on this one, nobody really gives a damn about the Teen Choice Awards. I don't remember when they started having these things but even when I was a teen I'm positive I could've cared less. Either way it should be noted that Jessica Alba looked good, and Paris Hilton, well do I really have to say it. I wont say it. Whore.
Those are some wild earrings though, geez!
Posted at 11:06 PM | Comments (0)
Site Overhaul
Wednesday August 11, 2004
So the site is soon going to undergo a very massive change. A facelift if you will. I personally like to look at it as more of a breast augmentation but I'll let you decide for yourself. Scrotum enlargement surgery. There I said it, I know you were thinking it.
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Mario Theme Song Played On Granite
Wednesday August 11, 2004
I'm not really sure why I enjoyed this so much but I did. Maybe it's the originality points, except it's not so original. Remember the ugly long haired japanese guy that played it on the guitar awhile back? I do, and that was more entertaining. I talk shit because I'm too uncoordinated to play the drums. There you have it.
:: Video - Mario Theme Song ::
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Ogre Battle
Tuesday August 10, 2004
So work with me here, lets all say outloud, "There's nothing worse than a bunch of clowns dressed up like they just came from the dungeons and dragons convention out in the woods battling each other with fake weapons while making sissy sound effects." Now say that 3 more times, slap yourself in the face for sounding like a dumbass, and watch this video.
:: Video :: {thanks arash}
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Fun Keychain
Tuesday August 10, 2004
It's what everyone needs most, a bloody fetus keychain! Hey at least nobody will ever steal your keys when they see the horror they are attached to, think of the security! (contains no actual human remains, sorry).
:: View Auction :: {thanks Alan...I guess}
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Alessandra Ambrosio
Monday August 09, 2004
Alessandra Ambrosio was at the launch of the new Victoria's Secret pink collection and TheSuperficial has a nice little gallery setup for your viewing pleasure. The new collection is to target 18-22 year old college students and the entire male populus.
:: View Gallery ::
I've got a few supplemental images here as well. (click continue reading)
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Rape In A Box
Monday August 09, 2004
No explanation, just look.
Posted at 09:01 AM | Comments (0)
Bitch Slaps R Us
Sunday August 08, 2004
This little site here specializes in those precious moments we like to call the 'Bitch Slap.' It's just one of those things that has to be documented. I really liked this video entitled "The Hurculean Slap." It's just plain good.
:: Full Site ::
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PTA president charged with sexual misconduct
Thursday August 05, 2004
The PTA president of a Torrance elementary school was charged Monday with engaging in sexual acts with two teenage boys who attend nearby West High School.
Sheryl Graham, 42, a wife and mother of five children, was expected to surrender to authorities in Torrance Superior Court on Wednesday to face four counts each of sexual intercourse with a minor and oral copulation of a person under 18, Deputy District Attorney Mike Gargiulo said.
This is my old high school! Nothing that entertaining ever happened when I went there. Oh, and a little side note...I'm sure she forced herself on them, they definitely didn't feel like getting head that day.
:: Read More ::
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The Boyfriend Arm Pillow
Thursday August 05, 2004
For all you single and extremely lonely women out there head out immediately to buy your stuffed boyfriend complete with changeable shirts. Hey it's only $111 too, what a bargain!
:: Read ::
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I love Puking
Thursday August 05, 2004
A slight gap in the site updates is going on due to the fact that I've managed to get sick for the 2nd time during a beautiful summer. Not just any sick either, I'm currently playing "can I hold my breakfast down" and I think I'm losing.
Posted at 09:58 AM | Comments (0)
New Puma Ads
Wednesday August 04, 2004
Have you seen the new Puma Ads? That's just not right!
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Mandy Moore @ CFDA Fashion Awards
Tuesday August 03, 2004
This site will probably run out of bandwidth soon but there's a few pictures of Mandy Moore from the recent CFDA Fashion Awards. Never heard of CFDA? Don't ask me. She's looking pretty good though, and what's weirder is she was dating Wilmer Valderrama, better known as Fez from That 70's Show. How does that dude get all the hollywood hotties? (Actually I don't think she's too great, but you get the point)
:: View Gallery ::
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iRiver PMP-100 Series
Tuesday August 03, 2004
Portable Media Players, such as the one pictured by iRiver boast 20-40GB hard drives and a super sharp 3.5 Inch screen so you can watch your pornos AVI/MPEG videos wherever you may be. Of course it's also an MP3 player, but don't forget about the $500+ price tag. There's always a catch to every sweet deal right? Also by "Portable Media Player (PMP)" iRiver obviously meant "Portable Massive Pornos," so I've skillfully edited the image to reflect the average user to help you picture it in use.
:: Read About It ::
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U.S. Military Orders Supercomputer
Tuesday August 03, 2004
(NewScientist) The US army has commissioned a new supercomputer to simulate complex weapons systems...
The computer, named Stryker, will be capable of a peak performance of 10 trillion mathematical calculations per second - 10 teraflops...
The machine will be built at the Army Research Laboratory Major Shared Resource Center (ARL MSRC) in Maryland. It will contain 2304 AMD Opteron 2.2 GHz processors in 1186 separate systems, connected together using very high speed networking equipment.
Not to mention it will be the first military computer to surpass the calculating power of my very own brain. That's news people!
:: Read ::
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Paparazzi: Men's Room
Tuesday August 03, 2004
This video is just plain funny, real or not. Remember you may be on video even when you least expect it. After you watch this guy, take a look at some of the other Viral Videos.
:: Watch Video ::
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Crispin Glover
Tuesday August 03, 2004
You probably haven't seen this, at least I hadn't. The father of Michael J Fox in Back To The Future on David Letterman back in the day. This guy must have taken so much acid before the show it's not even funny. This shit is crazy man.
:: Video ::
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Walk On Water
Monday August 02, 2004
So somebody has gotten a patent on a device that will allow you to walk on water, and look like a jackass while doing so. Sounds kind of fun though I have to admit. The inventer was quoted saying "It's basically a one-man show, I have drowned a lot of money in this venture." -- drowned?
:: Read ::
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Directed Energy Weapons
Monday August 02, 2004
(CNN) > Researchers working with Raytheon Co. have developed a weapon called the Active Denial System, which repels adversaries by heating the water molecules in their skin with microwave energy. The pain is so great that people flee immediately...
...The pinpoint accuracy of a laser could eliminate collateral damage caused by missile explosions, the argument goes, and stun gun-like weapons could save lives in hostage or bomb-threat situations. Directed energy also has the potential to explode roadside bombs or mines from a distance.
The future of weapons is insanely disturbing. How do we know what the lasting effects of such technology will be? Although the goal is "more humane" it's a bit hard to swallow.
:: Read More ::
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Escaped Tiger In New York
Monday August 02, 2004
NEW YORK (AP) -- After escaping from the circus, a white tiger alarmed picnickers and motorists Saturday on what for him apparently was a calm, half-mile stroll through an unfamiliar urban jungle...
:: Continue Reading ::
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For Sale: WWII PT Boat
Monday August 02, 2004
Just what you've always wanted to spend that old half a million dollars on. Your very own Authentic WWII PT Boat in Military Configuration. It's the last one around. Dust off that briefcase of money and have at it.
:: View Auction ::
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Growth
Sunday August 01, 2004
Thanks to continued support of the loyal visitors and the influx of new visitors over here at kleffmanstyle take a look at the growth pattern going on in the unique hits category. Not too shabby. Keep coming back, we're always growing, and there's a ton of ideas for improvement.
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