Nice Translation
Tuesday October 26, 2004
I personally thought this was awesome.
Go Here: http://translate.google.com/translate_t - translate the following from English to Spanish - my mom is nice and cool - And now translate the result from Spanish to English.
Ha.
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Accidents Are Funny
Tuesday October 26, 2004
Worst thing I've seen all day.
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Scratch that...this is.
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Jon Stewart On Crossfire
Sunday October 24, 2004
This isn't the newest thing on the net, but I didn't see it until yesterday. If you haven't seen Stewart attack those assclowns on crossfire yet you need to right now. Enjoy.
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Jon Stewart is my hero, by the way.
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Cunning Stunt
Friday October 22, 2004
Hey, I got a kick out of it (guy jumping over moving car).
:: Watch ::
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King Of Muay Thai
Friday October 22, 2004
I get the impression that this guy could probably kick my ass. I'm not sure though.
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Plasma beam for 90-day Mars visit
Friday October 22, 2004
I don't claim to be a physics genious but this sounds borderline impossible without years of technological advancements, and by "years" I mean around 20 years. I mean, to Mars and back in 90 days? Where do I sign up, I'll be the test pilot.
:: Read ::
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Universe's 6000th Birthday...huh?
Friday October 22, 2004
"Britain's geologists are about to celebrate the fact that the universe is exactly 6,000 years old. "
WHAT?
Last I checked I thought the universe was around 14 billion years old. What the hell is this crap?
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Jenna Does Jackson
Friday October 22, 2004
There was a time in my life where I'd probably be pretty excited about seeing Jenna Jameson "rocking" with a Jackson guitar. But the plain and simple facts are that she's too old and dirty now, and I no longer have a Jackson. This is still interesting though.
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Listerine Chug
Thursday October 21, 2004
So this is disgusting. That's pretty much the situation. Even if it's not for real and it's colored water or something. Once again, sent to us by my filth-loving cohort arash.
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2006 C6 Z06 Corvette Rendering
Wednesday October 20, 2004
This car is going to be extremely beautiful. I want.
:: Check That Shit ::
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Ohio State Students Design Fastest Electric-Powered Car
Wednesday October 20, 2004
A group of graduate and undergraduate Ohio State University students designed an electric-powered car that reached 314 mph on the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah last week, breaking the speed record for a completely electric-powered car. The car, known as the Buckeye Bullet, broke its previously held record of 256.894 mph, which it hit in October 2003.
:: Found At ::
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Motorcycle Mayhem 2
Tuesday October 19, 2004
I can't get enough of shit like this. Just watch.
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Street Brawl
Monday October 18, 2004
Few guys proving quickly how "cool" they are. Really cool, obviously.
Is that 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica?
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The Matrix Deleted Scene
Monday October 18, 2004
Ha.
:: View it here ::
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Crazy Black Dude Going Apeshit
Monday October 18, 2004
I hope this insane worthless excuse for a human being was busted. If not, I'm sure he's in prison for other reasons anyway. Funny how sometimes you wouldn't mind if someone got killed. For instance this guy.
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Roses Are Red
Monday October 18, 2004
Roses Are Red, besides winning the "worst band name ever" award recently got the worst album review I've seen on Lambgoat in quite some time. You have to be a pretty sorry excuse for a band to get a 2/10 from those guys. It's quite funny, especially if you listen to any form of hardcore/metal/emo music.
"Complete with puppy-dog eyes, tight t-shirts and their quota of shitty haircuts and tattoos, Roses Are Red are here to tell you all about a generic girl that made them sad, packaged neatly in black, white and red with poorly framed pictures of a random model."
Well put.
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Extreme Jackass Posers
Sunday October 17, 2004
12 Meg video of guys who think they're really cool, but probably aren't. Either way some of this shit is pretty crazy and worth a look.
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Celebrity Roundup
Sunday October 17, 2004
:: Jessica Alba, cold night? ::
:: Jessica Alba, in my garage ::
:: Nikki Reed. Who? ::
:: Masuimi Max, always so kinky looking ::
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Adriana Lima
Saturday October 16, 2004
Times are busy but the posting will speed up again soon...just keep your eyes busy on this.
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Olsen Twin Deepthroat Action
Friday October 15, 2004
He found it! The first exclusive look at real deepthroating action. My life is complete.
:: View (it's naughty) ::
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Britney Spears
Wednesday October 13, 2004
Why does she get an SL500? I want my damn SL500! Oh wait, she's rich and I'm not, but at least I'm not married to a filthy dude.
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Motorcycle Street Racing
Tuesday October 12, 2004
These types of people completely blow my mind.
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Make Love Not War
Tuesday October 12, 2004
Watch. With the sound on.
:: Flash ::
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Fat People, Always a Laugh
Tuesday October 12, 2004
This fool apparently rocks out hard. I mean look at him.
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Kid Knows Whats Up
Tuesday October 12, 2004
It's ok kid, even though you were busted sneaking a peak we don't hold it against you. Everyone feels the same way.
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Keep America Scared
Tuesday October 12, 2004
I'm not sure why I thought this was so funny. It just is.
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Don't Mess With the Fat Kid
Tuesday October 12, 2004
Remember this the next time you decide it's cool to be the bully. Doesn't this bring back memories of how crappy high school was? I wasn't even the kid getting shit thrown at him and I definitely knew it sucked.
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Lana Fink
Monday October 11, 2004
Who the hell is Lana Fink? Who knows, but I don't have time to figure it out. Here's some high resolution shots.
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edit: the link above changed, the forum they came from decided you had to register to see them. Here's the original source.
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PETA Ads
Monday October 11, 2004
I'm not convinced very easily that I need to turn into a vegetarian and save some animals instead of eating those delicious steaks and chicken sandwiches all the time, but let me tell you, these PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals) ads almost got me. Close one...be right back I gotta grab me a hamburger.
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Ron Jeremy
Monday October 11, 2004
Attu says this is when Ron first saw Goatse. I find it hard to believe a veteran of the filth industry has never seen Goatse, but I like to believe things quickly. Thus, it's true! Now lets get on with it and show him tubgirl and thelemonparty as well. Don't try to act like you've never seen that shit either.
:: Ron Viewing Goatse ::
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Bill O'Reilly - Prank
Saturday October 09, 2004
Holy CRAP, it's one of those things you really wish you thought of first. Read the name closely. It's like he had no idea!
:: Video ::
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Motorcycle Crash
Saturday October 09, 2004
We love the idiots on motorcycles, yes we do.
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Josie Maran
Saturday October 09, 2004
If you're a Josie Maran fan I stumbled upon about 90 trillion images. It's worth a look either way.
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[fast connection only, and still may be slow]
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Iraq Deaths Mosaic
Thursday October 07, 2004
This is a couple weeks old, but possibly not everyone has seen it yet. A mosaic of many soldiers who gave their lives for the "cause" in Iraq. It's painful looking at it.
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Sad Programmer
Wednesday October 06, 2004
See that there, thats my broken heart. It's come to my attention that this site looks like shit on maybe a certain unknown browser version. I figure it's fine on most IE6 and new Mozilla, even Unix systems, as that's where I've tested it. If you've been looking at screwed up margins, text too big for it's own good, or anything else negative, how bout you let me know below in the comments. Thanks a bunch. Oh, and if you could include browser and OS version that would be great, thanks. Oh, and I almost forgot, I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on sunday too. Yeah.
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White Trash Slut Fest
Wednesday October 06, 2004
Don't visit this website with pictures of the "White Trash Slut Fest." I'm warning you, just continue past this post. It's not cool. Don't do it. Come on get ahold of yourself man!
:: Don't Click This ::
You sick bastard!
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Car Crash
Tuesday October 05, 2004
Since we're on the car topic today, he's one getting the living shit wrecked out of it.
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Ferrari Video
Tuesday October 05, 2004
I'd rather watch the actually BBC TopGear episode that this came from, but it was pretty fun anyway. I need this job. Now.
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Ferrari Lust
Tuesday October 05, 2004
I may or may not be willing to give a testicle for a Ferrari, but that's besides the point. This is the most Ferraris I've seen in one place. Except my garage of course, we've been over this.
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Microsoft Dumbasses
Monday October 04, 2004
Leave it to Microsoft to do something this retarded. Assuming this is for real that is. Real or not, who cares. It's kinda like boobs.
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Trucker Hats
Monday October 04, 2004
Somebody tell me what the hell is the deal with the trucker hat craze. They aren't hot, and never will be. It's even more mind boggling when someone who used to be hot like Britney starts wearing them all over. It's definitely not surprising though when her filthy weirdo she calls a husband sports the "Rock out with your cock out" hat. Anyway, I'll only allow decent looking hats, like the one pictured.
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Bus Vs. Motorcycle
Saturday October 02, 2004
Holy mother of OUCH!
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Hungry?
Saturday October 02, 2004
This is probably one of the worst images I've seen in awhile. It's not funny on any level. I'm a sick bastard and even I'm offended.
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