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Wednesday December 29, 2004

Back on the 4th, we're on a short break from the online scene. Try to contain yourself.
Happy New Years!

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Tuesday December 28, 2004

A little shakey but you get the point. A terrible shame, the death toll still rising.

:: View :: [via a welsh view]

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Sunday December 26, 2004

Probably the biggest collection of photos of her I've seen. I set them up in a handy gallery for you, and you better have a fast connection. I did this mostly because I figured my roommate would shit himself over it, but others may enjoy as well.

:: See Her Here ::

update: I understand people have had issues loading this page in IE, I have no idea why. I use firefox and it works wonderfully in that. It's a sign people, just get firefox.

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Skateboarding

Sunday December 26, 2004

Not that I've seen a shitload of funny stuff today but this little gem really got me going.

:: View ::

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Joke Of The Day

Sunday December 26, 2004

An Army grunt stands in the rain after marching 12 miles with 35-pound pack on his back and says, "God, this is shit."

An Army Airborne recruit stands in the rain after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles with a 45-pound pack on his back and says with a smile, "God, this is the shit."

An Army Airborne Ranger lies in the mud after jumping from a plane into a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy with a 55-pound pack on his back and says with a grin, "God, I love this shit!"

A Green Beret kneels in the stinking mud of a swamp with a 65-pound pack on his back after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming ten miles to the swamp and crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp and says with a passionate snarl, "God, give me some more of this shit!"

An Air Force recruit sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted quarters and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is this?"

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Jessica Alba

Friday December 24, 2004

Sorry for the delay in posts the last few days, I've been away on a small scale snowboard trip (Tahoe!) and a few days visiting my girlfriend's family.

As for these pictures, well, they're good and you should see them.

Have a Merry Christmas! Or, a Happy insert-other-holiday-here.

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ASIMO

Wednesday December 15, 2004

Honda's little robotic wonder can now run! I love this little son of a bitch. To be fair the "run" is more of a shuffle, a bit of a "stick in the ass" kind of painful shuffle. But it's still sweet.

:: View :: (see the video)

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Lighting Fireworks In Your Ass Is Cool

Wednesday December 15, 2004

"You're right Sven, that did turn out as excellent as I planned it!" said Hans.

:: View :: (ouch)

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Scarlett Johansson

Wednesday December 15, 2004

Best I've seen her look. Period.

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Front Flip On A Bike

Wednesday December 15, 2004

"That felt great!" said little timmy when he did the front flip and landed on his back on top of his bike.

:: View ::

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Excellent Student Response

Wednesday December 15, 2004

I know it's long but you HAVE to read this.

The following was an actual question given on the Spring'04 midterm at University of Washington, chemistry and molecular sciences department. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over,it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!" ,"Oh my GOD!!"

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

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Buy a Sharpie, Get a Free Car!

Tuesday December 14, 2004

"This FREE CAR will go to the highest bidder of the Sharpie REGARDLESS OF PRICE!"

:: Look at that bad boy ::

:: View Auction ::

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Svetlana Khorkina From Russian Maxim

Tuesday December 14, 2004

I'm not sure what's most intriguing about these images. Is it the fact that I've never seen a Russian Maxim before, or is it just extremely funny picturing a fat hairy Russian dude drinking his vodka, and reading the latest Maxim. Both. Did I mention I don't even think this girl is that hot?

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Jessica Simpson

Thursday December 09, 2004

More important than these photos of Jessica Simpson is the glasses on that jackass behind her. Click the photo to the right to experience the horror that is the ugliest guy to ever end up in a photo with Jessica Simpson. Then click below to see the rest of the photos.

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Dimebag Darrell, Killed In Ohio Concert Shooting

Thursday December 09, 2004

Dimebag Darrell, guitarist for Damageplan and Pantera, was killed during a shooting spree at a Columbus, Ohio, nightclub Wednesday night. He was 38.

Darrell, real name Darrell Abbott, was among the five dead in the incident. Also killed were the gunman, 25-year-old Nathan Gale of nearby Marysville, Ohio, and two fans, Nathan Bray and Erin Halk, according to Columbus Police public information officer Sherry Mercurio.

R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell. He was one of metal's greatest. Where would metal be without his shredding on Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power? Nowhere, that's where.

:: Article ::

edit: I just got back from the Remembering Never, Most Precious Blood, Dead To Fall show, and the kind words from the bands for Darrell were quite impressive. Dead To Fall dedicated their entire set to him and Most Precious Blood singer Rob Fusco had a little moment of silence for him. I don't think a room with that many people has ever been as quiet, and it's much deserved for the metal god. I can't imagine what playing a show the day after such an event is like.

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Santa Mosh

Wednesday December 08, 2004

I tried to resist posting this because I feel it could've been done better, but when I rewatched it I can't help but laugh when he's stomping next to an old guy on a bench. So I guess it's pretty funny.

:: Happy Holidays from Victory Records ::

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Snowboard Jump

Wednesday December 08, 2004

Pretty good jump I'd have to say. Not to brag or anything, you know, since this video is me.

:: Video ::

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Meteor Hitting Earth

Wednesday December 08, 2004

Sombody actually got a picture of a meteor hitting the earth, and it hit a light post on the end of a dock. That's some wild shit. If you look close you can see it's path. Warning: may or may not be true, but I like the picture anyway.

:: See Here ::

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