Bizarre News Story About a Microwaved Cack
Monday February 27, 2006
(KDKA) McKeesport There's a new twist in an extremely bizzare story out of McKeesport.
Police had been investigating a report that a customer handed a clerk a severed penis to heat up in the store's microwave...Continue Reading.
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Parkway Drive Lambgoat Review
Monday February 27, 2006
If you're a fan of such acts as As I Lay Dying and Unearth this may interest you. Lambgoat has reviewed the release "Killing With A Smile" from Parkway Drive, and after hearing the sample track I'd say they are dead on.
Not a song goes by without pathetic overdone lines such as "If looks could kill, you'd be a fucking shotgun against my head, so fucking cold" or "Your cyanide lips rip us apart". These sad attempts at emotional lyrics reach rock bottom when, in the middle of a breakdown in Romance is Dead, all music cuts out and vocalist Winston McCall yells, "So cry me a fucking river bitch". Justin Timberlake, eat your heart out.
Ah, the hilarity. Too bad lyrics can ruin a CD, because I can actually get past the lack of originality - when it comes to metalcore, I haven't found anything original in awhile anyway.
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The Daily Show - Rod Blagojevich Interview
Friday February 24, 2006
Hilarious. This guy thinks they're serious, and all they do is make fun of him.
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The Daily Show on MySpace
Friday February 24, 2006
This is awesome. The friendster comment at the beginning caught me off guard. Comic gold, plain and simple.
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Bands Van Stolen, With Member Still Inside
Tuesday February 21, 2006
Wisdom in Chains (Spook City Records) had their van stolen this weekend. What the thief didn't know is that one of the band members was still in the vehicle. Here's a statement from guitarist Richie Krutch:
"We rolled into Columbus, OH at around 4am, we came straight to our boy's pad. Everyone went into the house to chat and catch some sleep, I decided to stay in the van, I was tired out, and like my privacy. Within an hour or two of being here some bastard jumps into our shit and starts driving it away, he didn't know I was in the back. I surprised this fucker with some blast to the dome, maybe 8/10 shots, eventually he ran off the road and crashed. I went flying all over the fucking place, and he was saved by the air bags, I grabbed a screwdriver to finish this sucker off but he split out fast. So now we are fucked, our van is demolished and we are in a rough situation."
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Daily Show: Dead-Eye Dick
Tuesday February 14, 2006
This is one of the funniest Daily Show clips I've ever seen. It's comic genious. Dick Cheney shot a 78 year old man in the face, and they've got a lot to say about it.
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250,000 bouncey balls
Friday February 10, 2006
It's just a commercial, but it's pretty sweet. A quarter million bouncey balls released down a San Francisco hill.
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Real Life Pac Man
Friday February 10, 2006
I have to admit I had low expectations for this, but it ended up cracking me up. The guys scream was very well done. I don't know if it's new or old, but it's new to me.
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Asking Freeway Ramp Beggars Questions
Monday February 06, 2006
I'm not sure why I found this so intriguing to hear what homeless people had to say about their best job, worst job, last job and dream job, but it's damn interesting and really sad.
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Whiskey Bottle Case Mod
Monday February 06, 2006
This rules. He used laptop parts mostly and built a PC in a whiskey bottle he had a glass cutter prepare. The result looks really clean. I'm curious how hot it runs? It's got exhaust fans but still...
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