Coors Brewing Co will be creating a new line of high-end beers. I'm assuming by "high-end" they mean these beers will be on the level of Blue Moon which is substandard by any definition. Too little too late? I'll have a Green Flash West Coast IPA please.

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Somehow, probably due to the new movie Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer a super old Jessica Alba post from 2004 got 29,000 hits in one day. It's safe to say my Adsense earnings jumped up from that one. Weird how that can have such an effect. Maybe I need to start posting more Jessica Alba pics relating to the movie. Or, maybe just nude pictures. Porn is a goldmine.

By the way, the site isn't dead. I've been pretty consumed with brewing my own beer lately but soon enough I'll be posting filth and hilarity again.

Completely amazing. This holds 10 beers and will toss you one from 13 feet away with perfect accuracy. Grab yourself a bedpan, some beef jerkey and a porno and you aren't going anywhere for days.

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Makoto Nagano is a 34 yr old fisherman. Recently he succeeded to complete the last phase of the Japanese game show: Ninja Warrior. Of more then 500 contestants only 1 other man completed it before he did!

This guy had a car accident. He's also one of the luckiest people on earth in my opinion. Check out the pics...

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A few of these shots are just out of control. Too much time on their hands.

This is BY FAR the worst video you'll see today. Let me emphasize: IF YOU DON'T GAG YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON. I absolutely love the crowds response though.

Sounds retarded I know, but this game has one of the craziest endings ever in football. I also like when the announcer says "bingo, bango, bongo."

All I can really say about this is holy shit. Click to view video.

Did you know Bose designed a suspension system? Me neither. Interesting read, I wish I could drive a car fitted with this system.

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You know what I hate? Training wheels. They just never made any sense. Think about how dangerous those things are, it's a wonder I ever made it through my childhood alive. Far worse than all the explosives and fire I played with when the parents weren't home! Fear no more - some students have solved this long standing problem with a gyro wheel that corrects for bad bike riding and sends you straight ahead. I wonder how well they corner?

GyroBike: "It's like Invisible Training Wheels"

Holy crap. Great video at Hedonistica. I think it's safe to say the race didn't totally go as planned...

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Remember the first 2 Hapland games that were extremely hard? Well here's a third to consume a few hours.

Hapland 3

I could honestly care less about rollerbladers, but this is just plain nuts. Good work.

Long grind

I have no idea how this guy survived this car crash...geez.

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It's just a commercial, but it's pretty sweet. A quarter million bouncey balls released down a San Francisco hill.

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I'm not sure why I found this so intriguing to hear what homeless people had to say about their best job, worst job, last job and dream job, but it's damn interesting and really sad.

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This rules. He used laptop parts mostly and built a PC in a whiskey bottle he had a glass cutter prepare. The result looks really clean. I'm curious how hot it runs? It's got exhaust fans but still...

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This is definitely mind boggling. He's clearly not human. Click on to watch the video.

Interesting commentary article on the "small scale" sewage spill in Los Angeles comparing it to the massive sewage flow at the San Diego/Mexico border. The above picture is where the Tijuana river meets the ocean.

A Big Concrete Toilet?

Sweet tunnel, I must say.

Read - Feds smoke out largest drug tunnel yet

I had no idea Ferarris even broke down. Thank god there were about 19 thousand paparazzi idiots there to capture it all.

More Pictures Of Britney

Supposedly took more than 500 hours and used no template, only MS Paint to draw this masterpiece. Holy crap.

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This skydiver straps jet engines onto his feet and jumps out of a hot air balloon. The result is pretty awesome. Check it out.

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Ever wonder what the hell is happening when your hard drive is making noise and trying to load up that porno you're trying to watch?

Now you know.

So apparently Googles top publishers in the Adsense program received the above gift pack for Christmas. No indication what the cutoff was or how much those lucky individuals earn, but it's pretty awesome.

The pack includes:

• carrying case with embossed google logo. zipper closure
• wireless mini mouse, with scroll wheel


• usb charger for mouse with retractable cord


• usb 4 port hub


• usb gooseneck led light


• 128mb usb flash drive with wrist strap


• headset with retractable cord. has two plugs (one for mic and one for earbud) so it is for a computer, not a mobile phone.

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This is entirely computer generated. That's seriously impressive.

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This article angered me to say the least. I've had bad experiences with online retailers before so I can somewhat relate. I have definitely never been abused like this though. With the coverage this story is getting on digg, slashdot, etc. we can only hope these people can't make another dime.

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Realistic, artistic, and an entire year wasted making it. But hey, it's definitely sweet.

V8-Engine Paper Model

"Apparently M3 dude was sleeping with ex-wife of psycho dude. Psycho dude goes to ex's house and takes out aggression on M3 dude's new M3."

Somebody would have to die if this happened to me.

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This is such a crazy fight it's unbelievable.

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I don't know how old this is but supposedly this guy won a contest for Yo-Yo tricks. I definitely believe it.

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I haven't looked at my sitemeter stats in a long time, I rely on other sources of information. In fact I forgot it existed and forgot my login...however this map it generates of my last 100 visits is pretty interesting. I get a surprising amount from the Iran/Iraq/Saudi Arabia area. I bet they're all visiting Masuimi Max.

Holy shit this guy does 93 spins on his head. That's incredible.

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Something about this is just super cool. You take your camera, set it to long exposure, and toss it in the air. What results is this set of sweet ass pictures. Hey, I think it's creative.

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If anyone wants to buy me a Digital SLR camera I'd probably love you forever. Well, actually I'd probably get sick of you in a couple days but trust me it's worth it.

This Canon EOS will do.

Ah, damn, it looks like we're too late to buy Britney Spears bra that she actually wore in her video. Think of all your trailor park fantasies coming true.

Britney's Bra

So I'm at work designing a simple gui window in Java Swing. Borland JBuilder Designer seems like it should work right? It's a pretty mature IDE, used by many. So I design the following, here's how it looks inside JBuilder:
Try
And here's what it produces when I run the generated code:
Fail
Borland, you seriously lose.

I had a great encounter with that fun little happy animal today, and my arm is currently on fire. Sweet.

I can't read Japanese but I'm guessing this is the path a tornado took. Crazy shit.

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What if all the sand in Iraq stood up and attacked you all at once? This video is what.

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How does it feel to be beaten in your own sport by a guy with no arms? Just like this. That kid is amazing.

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Wow, this sucks more than anything has ever sucked.

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Shocking!

Milwaukee's Chaos Fest 2005 came to an abrupt halt last night as a member of From A Second Story Window was attacked shortly into the band's set. The brawl apparently started when a member of Indiana hardcore band Blood In/Blood Out attacked FASSW's singer.

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This is what really goes on inside all of those large office buildings with the black glass sides. It's just a huge party with beer, chicks, and...monitors?

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This year don't forget to pick up an MP3 player that smells like weed! It's exactly what you need to please two desires at once! Now somebody explain to me why there's one which has a "casino" scent. Casinos always smell gross in my experience.

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A random image of Paris and her ugly ass dog. Let's play "find which part of the photo I edited." I'll give you a hint: I didn't add any Taco Bell references on the dog.

15 Mph top speed! (Is that fast for a golf cart?) When this comes out you know all those rich bastards are gonna be buying one. Who can really afford to play golf anyway?

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Being a motorcycle rider myself I'd say this is some scary shit, I really didn't know what I was getting myself into when I watched it.

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If this is real (I'm pretty gullible so I'll assume it is), then I'd say it's insane. Hanging from a radio controlled plane while it's flying qualifies as nuts.

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Is there anything you can't buy on ebay?? How about a Bible autographed by God Himself. It starts at 99 cents!

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Quite possibly the sweetest knife rack on the planet. I wish I had myself 2 of these, maybe 3. Think of the possibilities people!!!

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Unveiled at the Geneva Motor Show, it's a pretty wild looking beast.

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One time I juggled flaming chainsaws while shotgunning 19 beers and lived to tell about it. True story.

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This is definitely the most frustrating thing I've done all day and I didn't even do most of it myself. Instead I outsourced the work to India, then took their solution and did it for myself. At that point I ordered my army into India to search for fictitious weapons of mass destruction.

In all seriousness though, it's super cool. Try it.

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This dude knows how to party. And/or knows how to be the ragingest alcoholic that ever raged.

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This video is crazy and all but you know what I can't stand? It's the camera position which caused me to sit awkwardly while watching this trying to see farther over the dash in order to get a better view. I was somewhat nervous for this guy the whole time too, I doubt I could drive through traffic that well.

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This crazy bastard climbed up the side of a giant building (210 meters) with no ropes, supports, or fear. It's probably some of the craziest shit I've seen. Took him 13 hours. He's also scaled the Sears Tower in Chicago if you don't already think he's nuts.

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update: Mark, who thinks he's super smart points out the video itself says he did it in 35 minutes. I shouldn't believe everything I read. Not to mention 13 hours is absurd.

Dimebag Darrell, guitarist for Damageplan and Pantera, was killed during a shooting spree at a Columbus, Ohio, nightclub Wednesday night. He was 38.

Darrell, real name Darrell Abbott, was among the five dead in the incident. Also killed were the gunman, 25-year-old Nathan Gale of nearby Marysville, Ohio, and two fans, Nathan Bray and Erin Halk, according to Columbus Police public information officer Sherry Mercurio.

R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell. He was one of metal's greatest. Where would metal be without his shredding on Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power? Nowhere, that's where.

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edit: I just got back from the Remembering Never, Most Precious Blood, Dead To Fall show, and the kind words from the bands for Darrell were quite impressive. Dead To Fall dedicated their entire set to him and Most Precious Blood singer Rob Fusco had a little moment of silence for him. I don't think a room with that many people has ever been as quiet, and it's much deserved for the metal god. I can't imagine what playing a show the day after such an event is like.

This guy sure as hell did. Please explain to me what he was trying to accomplish here.

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I'm sick of hearing about this girl. Lets all forget she exists. Are those glasses some kind of sick joke?

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"It's just a small fire, hold up I'll put it out."

"Sorry guys, we're walking home."

That's gonna take a lot of duct tape and chewing gum.

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Why is it that I wish this ended badly? Oh yeah, because it would've RULED! I mean really, what kind of moron goes car skiing in a decent car. Maybe in a new Beetle or a Rabbit, but a decent car?

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Probably one of the worst car wrecks in a race I've seen in a long time. Watch the flagman, it seems like he must get incinerated up there.

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There was a time in my life where I'd probably be pretty excited about seeing Jenna Jameson "rocking" with a Jackson guitar. But the plain and simple facts are that she's too old and dirty now, and I no longer have a Jackson. This is still interesting though.

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So this is disgusting. That's pretty much the situation. Even if it's not for real and it's colored water or something. Once again, sent to us by my filth-loving cohort arash.

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I hope this insane worthless excuse for a human being was busted. If not, I'm sure he's in prison for other reasons anyway. Funny how sometimes you wouldn't mind if someone got killed. For instance this guy.

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This is a couple weeks old, but possibly not everyone has seen it yet. A mosaic of many soldiers who gave their lives for the "cause" in Iraq. It's painful looking at it.

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Since we're on the car topic today, he's one getting the living shit wrecked out of it.

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Holy mother of OUCH!

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This is probably one of the worst images I've seen in awhile. It's not funny on any level. I'm a sick bastard and even I'm offended.

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Great logo.

In an effort to really gross you out I stumbled upon the video of the time Courtney Love flashed the crowd at her concert, and I figured you'd want to watch. It's funny what tons of heroin and missing brain cells will make a person do huh? Sick.

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This shit is crazy man. It's crazy like that time I drove my car on 1 wheel while dragging my hand on the ground. Except these losers have an extra wheel. Not so crazy afterall.

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Been dealing with a lack of internet these days but fear not...the mastermind behind this will be back soon.

In the meantime everyone enjoys watching 2 cars crash into each other live on the news. So do it.

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America's own nasty hairy fat bastard decided not to submit his movie Farenheit 9/11 for best documentary at the Academy Awards, instead going for top prize of best picture.
"For me the real Oscar would be Bush's defeat on Nov. 2," Moore told The Associated Press during a phone interview Monday from New York.
"For me the real Oscar would be Moore being forced to eat a pile of his own shit," I told everyone who visited my website. I'm no Bush supporter, but that doesn't automatically make me a Moore supporter. Think about it.

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All I got to say about that is OH DAMN. I don't care if there's nobody in this truck or not, it crashes, and it's cool.

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I'm always impressed when somebody has the imagination to make something sweet out of junk. This thing looks pretty badass and would go perfectly in my living room. You should buy it and then give it to me.

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Read the top 3 entries of the Lambgoat blog. Scroll down so you can start with The Babysitter Part 1. Hey I was bored and it kept me entertained. What could be better than an online soap opera about the babysitter that has sex with your friends?

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I can't say for sure, but there's a good chance this guy died. Next time don't ride your bike on the side of a cliff.

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I think this is old, but I had never seen it. It's probably the most nerdy piece of crap I've ever found. Somebody put an entire star wars movie into text format for you to watch through telnet. It's ridiculous how much time some people must have.

Instructions:
1. Go to start menu, Run.
2. Type telnet, push enter.
3. Type 'open towel.blinkenlights.nl'
4. Wait for it to start going, proceed to puke.

update: better yet copy this to your web browser address bar:
telnet://towel.blinkenlights.nl

update 2: people are having trouble with it, hey it worked for me. But I'm sure you can imagine how lame it was.

This is just plain rediculoso that somebody could play pool just as well as I do. I mean I'm like pool shooting extraordinaire dude, last I checked. Just watch his shot, that filthy biter.

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I'm not really sure why I enjoyed this so much but I did. Maybe it's the originality points, except it's not so original. Remember the ugly long haired japanese guy that played it on the guitar awhile back? I do, and that was more entertaining. I talk shit because I'm too uncoordinated to play the drums. There you have it.

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So work with me here, lets all say outloud, "There's nothing worse than a bunch of clowns dressed up like they just came from the dungeons and dragons convention out in the woods battling each other with fake weapons while making sissy sound effects." Now say that 3 more times, slap yourself in the face for sounding like a dumbass, and watch this video.

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It's what everyone needs most, a bloody fetus keychain! Hey at least nobody will ever steal your keys when they see the horror they are attached to, think of the security! (contains no actual human remains, sorry).

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No explanation, just look.

For all you single and extremely lonely women out there head out immediately to buy your stuffed boyfriend complete with changeable shirts. Hey it's only $111 too, what a bargain!

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You probably haven't seen this, at least I hadn't. The father of Michael J Fox in Back To The Future on David Letterman back in the day. This guy must have taken so much acid before the show it's not even funny. This shit is crazy man.

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Over here at KleffmanStyle we love a good soccer brawl. Also I've never seen a cheapshot of this caliber immediately following a big ass bitch slap in my life.

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I need a paint job like this on my 1987 Ford Ranger XLT.

Microsoft is in touch with it's ghetto side.

Let's face it, we all love to watch a good fight. The kind of fight I can't stand though is the fight at the beach, probably over a stolen wave. Thanks assholes, you make for a great day of surfing.

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You know I enjoy a good motorcycle crash video, so here's an interesting one indeed.

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It's called "dodgecar" and it's supposed to be really fun.

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Holy crap...I wish I understood whatever language this is in, but the video speaks for itself. Note the title of the video "public beating."

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Theres something creepy about this while at the same time it's somewhat funny. Decide for yourself I guess.

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On the freeway today I saw some idiot laying down on his motorcycle with legs sticking straight behind him like superman, while doing about 95-100. His buddy behind him was standing on the pegs looking like he was about to pull the bike up. This was on the other side so thats the end of my sad story, but to be fair here's a video involving a bike and a cop. I'd say they both lose.

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Not a lot to say except you should watch this jerk shoot his gun.

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He's one stupid asshole when it comes to motorcycles, I can tell you that for sure.

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:: Hahaha :: <-- awesome

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Deuce = 3 now.

I can honestly say I haven't seen anyone get hit in the jaw this hard in a long while. Ah the memories of high school Bro parties, 10th graders mingling with trash that graduated 6 years ago, beer, fights, cops. Those were the days huh???

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This picture is probably one of the coolest things I've ever seen. It probably even beats that time I saw those naked midgets in my living room, I mean bedroom. Wait, I mean I never saw any naked midgets. In any case just go view the rest of these pictures.
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Turns out your suspicions were true. Remote controlled cars can and do jump over entire houses. Go ahead, watch it yourself.

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This website could be very useful, bookmark it.

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The proud winner of the US Championship, she's an air guitar maniac. But thats not the special part, here she performs on Conan O'Brien, and you know he's got something to say about that.

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I bring you the rare Adidas tree, you saw it here first. Click to check it out.

Word on the street is it's really cool to jump off a roof into cardboard boxes and hope for the best. If you say so...

update: possibly down due to popularity, you missed it unless it comes back

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This crazy bastard is like a present day me, some sort of Spiderman meets Jackie Chan kinda dealy. Bound to be the best thing you've seen all day.

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Apparently found in Iraq, after it was stolen from me: The gold plated AK.

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This guy who made an intense flame thrower from pvc pipes at the local hardware store. 20 ft flame or so? Think of the possibilities, the fun, the warrants for your arrest!

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(BBC) > "It's salty on the inside and very sweet on the outside. It's unusual yes, but it's completely disgusting," says Dasha Khabarova.

Pork fat covered in chocolate. If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

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How did this guy ever get his wings...probably one of the more sketchy landings I've seen.

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Good news for everyone who likes to act like they are having sex with traffic cones, if you go to Scotland you might just get off with a warning!

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So tomorrow it's back to work, but it wont affect my updating. Expect me to continue filtering the webs best, the best I can, from me to you. Read about where I work, of course the site is a little vague, but you get the idea. Pretty interesting stuff.

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Now you can watch porn while you surf and get one of those uncomfortably horrible wetsuit hard-ons. For tech-surfers everywhere I bring you the Intel Wireless Technology Surfboard. (Lame)

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I like how you can see people eject before it goes down.

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Remember when people used to have 56K modems, and they connected to the internet rendering their phone line useless? Remember getting kicked off the internet because the servers are overloaded? Then you moved on to DSL or cable modem right? Not at my mom's house...expect updates around thursday. But keep coming back just in case I find some gems that don't require me to wait all day to view.

Try it out for yourself, it's a flash version of the new George W. XP Theme soon to be released. Everything is fully functional.

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You know those people who sit in class and blow your mind with their pen flying all around their fingers? Well this guy is the GOD of pen spinning. The DEMON of pen spinning. He's got more talent at spinning pens than you'll ever have at anything! MOTED!

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"This rig doesn’t have Plexiglas portals or sport a fancy-pants paint job, but behind its plain-Jane exterior are no fewer than 37 operating systems! Make that 53 if you count the DOS window managers."

and I'm sitting here concerned about dual booting xp with suse linux this summer...

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