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<title>Weezer Pork and Beans Video</title>
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<modified>2008-06-02T05:07:15Z</modified>
<issued>2008-06-02T05:07:07Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2008://1.745</id>
<created>2008-06-02T05:07:07Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">This is genious making your new music video star all the coolest internet legends. The chipmonk really sells it....</summary>
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<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>This is genious making your new music video star all the coolest internet legends.  The chipmonk really sells it.</p>

<p><object width="400" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/muP9eH2p2PI&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/muP9eH2p2PI&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355"></embed></object></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>A Town Called Dildo</title>
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<modified>2008-02-09T23:07:10Z</modified>
<issued>2008-02-07T04:32:14Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2008://1.744</id>
<created>2008-02-07T04:32:14Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Am I immature for thinking this is fantastic? Probably, but that doesn&apos;t matter....</summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Am I immature for thinking this is fantastic?  Probably, but that doesn't matter.</p>

<p><object width="400" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XIWoiUALFwU&rel=1&border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XIWoiUALFwU&rel=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="373"></embed></object></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Aston Martin Vs. Roller Blader With a Jet Pack</title>
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<modified>2008-02-01T04:02:17Z</modified>
<issued>2008-02-01T04:02:02Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2008://1.743</id>
<created>2008-02-01T04:02:02Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Like I said. Watch. Now. Video Link...</summary>
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<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Useful &amp; Interesting</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Like I said.  Watch.  Now.</p>

<p><a title="Aston Martin vs. Roller Blader With A Jet Pack - DoubleViking Video" href="http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/page0.html/7833.html">Video Link</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Led Zeppelin London Reunion Footage</title>
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<modified>2007-12-11T18:11:02Z</modified>
<issued>2007-12-11T17:11:36Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.742</id>
<created>2007-12-11T17:11:36Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">If you&apos;ve been looking around for footage of last night&apos;s Led Zeppelin reunion show in London&apos;s O2 Arena this is the only video I&apos;ve found so far. I really need to watch this show in it&apos;s entirety. Read &amp; Watch...</summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Useful &amp; Interesting</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>If you've been looking around for footage of last night's Led Zeppelin reunion show in London's O2 Arena this is the only video I've found so far.  I really need to watch this show in it's entirety.</p>

<p><a title="BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Led Zep's song remains the same" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7137852.stm">Read & Watch Led Zeppelin Video</a></p>

<p>Update:  Youtube videos of Led Zeppelin Reunion (until taken down)<br />
Good Times, Bad Times<br />
<a class="user" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsHcUwtw5H0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsHcUwtw5H0</a><br /><br />
Stairway To Heaven<br />
<a class="user" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G_JTMuHOQk">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G_JTMuHOQk</a> <br /><br />
The Song Remains The Same<br />
<a class="user" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V2KiBNSgw8&NR=1">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V2KiBNSgw8&NR=1</a><br /></p>

<p>Kashmir<br />
<a class="user" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZxukPZ0pjA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZxukPZ0pjA</a><br /><br />
Whole Lotta Love<br />
<a class="user" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=SE_azOraU34">http://youtube.com/watch?v=SE_azOraU34</a><br /><br />
Rock & Roll<br />
<a class="user" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQLB03euTXQ&NR=1">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQLB03euTXQ&NR=1</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Infomercial Ladders?</title>
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<modified>2007-10-12T18:48:53Z</modified>
<issued>2007-10-12T18:48:47Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.741</id>
<created>2007-10-12T18:48:47Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Whatever you do don&apos;t buy a ladder from TV. If you do you deserve what this guy got. Video...</summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Whatever you do don't buy a ladder from TV.  If you do you deserve what this guy got.</p>

<p><a title="glumbert - Don't buy ladders on TV" href="http://www.glumbert.com/media/ladder">Video</a></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Automated Phone Sex</title>
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<modified>2007-09-28T01:31:17Z</modified>
<issued>2007-09-28T07:31:12Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.740</id>
<created>2007-09-28T07:31:12Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">When good phone sex goes bad. Auto Phone Sex...</summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>When good phone sex goes bad.</p>

<p><object width="400" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=6055" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="388" flashvars="key=6055" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><noscript><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6055">Auto Phone Sex</a></noscript></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Sooo Pitted Brah</title>
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<modified>2007-09-14T23:11:57Z</modified>
<issued>2007-09-15T05:11:44Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.739</id>
<created>2007-09-15T05:11:44Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
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<entry>
<title>John Madden Draws a Penis</title>
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<modified>2007-09-13T00:49:26Z</modified>
<issued>2007-09-13T06:49:21Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.738</id>
<created>2007-09-13T06:49:21Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
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<entry>
<title>Coors High-End Beer Unit:  An Oxymoron</title>
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<modified>2007-08-30T09:40:03Z</modified>
<issued>2007-08-30T15:39:54Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.737</id>
<created>2007-08-30T15:39:54Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Coors Brewing Co will be creating a new line of high-end beers. I&apos;m assuming by &quot;high-end&quot; they mean these beers will be on the level of Blue Moon which is substandard by any definition. Too little too late? I&apos;ll have...</summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Random &amp; Weird</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Coors Brewing Co will be creating a new line of high-end beers.  I'm assuming by "high-end" they mean these beers will be on the level of Blue Moon which is substandard by any definition.  Too little too late?  I'll have a Green Flash West Coast IPA please.</p>

<p><a title="Coors creates high-end beer unit: report | Business News | Reuters.com" href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=businessNews&storyid=2007-08-30T053942Z_01_N29453113_RTRUKOC_0_US-COORS-BEERS.xml">Read</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Runner Slams Face Into Hurdle</title>
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<modified>2007-08-28T20:21:57Z</modified>
<issued>2007-08-29T02:21:51Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.736</id>
<created>2007-08-29T02:21:51Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">This is pretty extreme. Doctors said he suffered only some cuts to his lower lip and jaw....</summary>
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<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>This is pretty extreme.  Doctors said he suffered only some cuts to his lower lip and jaw.</p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p><object width="400" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MzU2OTk2"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzU2OTk2" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="392"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href="http://view.break.com/356996">http://view.break.com/356996</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font></p>]]>
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<entry>
<title>You Know You&apos;re a Beer Geek When...</title>
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<modified>2007-08-27T17:11:30Z</modified>
<issued>2007-08-27T22:52:59Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.735</id>
<created>2007-08-27T22:52:59Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Copied from the MySpace of The Liar&apos;s Club, one of San Diego&apos;s premiere beer bars. You are at someone&apos;s house, and all they have is Bud Light - you opt for water. You spend up to 5 minutes looking...</summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
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<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
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<p>Copied from the MySpace of The Liar's Club, one of San Diego's premiere beer bars.</p>

<ol>
<li>You are at someone's house, and all they have is Bud Light - you opt for water.
<li>You spend up to 5 minutes looking for the alchohol content on the bottle before taking a sip
<li>a girl invites you home from the bar and before making a decision, you ask her what kind of beer she has. Or, someone calls you an arrogant bastard and you think that you've been offered a beer.
<li>You go to the grocery or liquor store and spend over 10 minutes looking at all the beer, then leave without getting anything and drive to another location.
</ol>]]>
<![CDATA[<ol start="5">
<li>if it doesn't have "ambachtelijk bier driemaal gegist" on the label-you won't drink it.
<li>if the beer you are drinking doesn't end in "tion" or wasn't made by "The Vinnie", you feel it's it's like sleeping with an English girl-- sure it's sex, but not that special!
<li>It takes you five minutes to order a beer because you must know EVERYTHING that a bar serves
<li>You own a company that prints for breweries and you won't do work for them if you don't like their beer.
<li>When your 3 bedroom apartment has one full room for solely for beer storage. And when you have to come to an agreement about space in the fridge for food.
<li>When your wife actually picks a fight with you to drink more beer. (Mostly to gain control of the fridge.)
<li>You want to get drunk but can't because you don't have the proper glass for that new Belgian beer.
<li>All the lighting in your house consists of Micro/Craft Breweries swag... and your neighbors tell you that holiday season has been over for months now.
<li>You drive hundreds of miles and spend hundreds of dollars on gas just to get "that special keg" for your bar.
<li>You bring 5 cases of Riverfront back from Milwaukee in an already packed 8 passenger tour van that has 9 people and 2 bands worth of gear all for free just because the 'brewery tour guide' likes the bar you work at.GOOD TIMES!!
<li>you won't patronize bars that don't serve local beer. Or if you refer to Vincent Cilurzo as "The Vinnie".
<li>You travel all the way from Melbourne to San Diego just to get a decent pint......
<li>you see someone with a Corona and you tell them,"If I was on fire, I wouldn't want you to pour that on me.
</ol>]]>
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<entry>
<title>Fox News Prank Caller</title>
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<modified>2007-08-27T00:46:59Z</modified>
<issued>2007-08-27T06:45:41Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.734</id>
<created>2007-08-27T06:45:41Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">People that call live news broadcasts just to say titties are incredible....</summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>People that call live news broadcasts just to say titties are incredible.</p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p><br />
<embed src="http://vidmax.com/img/vidmax_player.swf" width="400" height="447" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"  pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="xml=http://vidmax.com/index.php/videos/playlist/&id=2968&autoPlay=true&bg=http://vidmax.com/img/back.jpg" scale="showall" name="index" /></p>]]>
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<entry>
<title>Bike Jump Into Lake</title>
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<modified>2007-08-27T00:21:12Z</modified>
<issued>2007-08-27T06:19:52Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.733</id>
<created>2007-08-27T06:19:52Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Here&apos;s one thing I&apos;m gonna go ahead and say I won&apos;t be doing for a long time if ever since I went and busted my back. Riding off a big ass jump into a lake can be filed under awesome....</summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
<content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.kleffmanstyle.com/">
<![CDATA[<p>Here's one thing I'm gonna go ahead and say I won't be doing for a long time if ever since I went and busted my back.  Riding off a big ass jump into a lake can be filed under awesome.</p>

<p><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1771882" quality="best" width="400" height="285" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Larry Richette Likes Reporters</title>
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<modified>2007-08-26T01:58:53Z</modified>
<issued>2007-08-26T07:58:47Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.732</id>
<created>2007-08-26T07:58:47Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">&quot;That&apos;s what I think of TV news.&quot;...</summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Funny</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>"That's what I think of TV news."</p>

<p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="370" wmode="transparent" data="http://www.liveleak.com/player.swf?autostart=false&#038;token=6f4_1187806981"><br />
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<param name="quality" value="high"></object></p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>The All-In-One Beer Brewing Machine</title>
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<modified>2007-08-25T13:37:34Z</modified>
<issued>2007-08-25T19:32:35Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.kleffmanstyle.com,2007://1.731</id>
<created>2007-08-25T19:32:35Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> What if there were a machine—a beautiful shiny machine—and all it did, with almost no work from you, was make you beer? Such was the dream that drove PopSci staff photographer John Carnett to spend weeks building what he...</summary>
<author>
<name>Justin</name>

<email>kleffman@gmail.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Useful &amp; Interesting</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><img alt="beer_485.jpg" src="http://www.kleffmanstyle.com/archives/beer_485.jpg" width="385" height="317" /></p>

<blockquote>What if there were a machine—a beautiful shiny machine—and all it did, with almost no work from you, was make you beer? Such was the dream that drove PopSci staff photographer John Carnett to spend weeks building what he simply refers to as the Device: a stainless-steel two-cart brewing system that starts by boiling extract—concentrated wort, or pre-fermented beer—and ends with a chilled pint.</blockquote>

<p>This is a friggin cool machine, even though it won't do All-Grain brewing yet.  It's a little odd that you have to pour your pint off the same machine you brew on, but I guess it could be a pretty rad conversation piece in your living room.  Now your neighbors can look in the window and think you're running a meth lab!</p>

<p><a href="http://www.popsci.com/popsci/how20/832ce78a72494110vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html">Read article</a></p>

<p>Video of "The Device":</p>

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<p>Related:  <a href="http://www.kleffmanstyle.com/personal.php">My own brewery</a></p>]]>

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